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    Father Martin McVeigh was giving a talk to 26 parents and one 8-year-old kid when computer disaster struck. He connected his USB drive into a PC to start his Powerpoint presentation and, instead of the word of God, a hardcore gay porn slideshow started—thanks to Windows' autoplay.
    Some parents—who were there to hear McVeigh talk about First Communion—were angry. Others were in shock. Just like McVeigh. He was so embarrassed that, according to witnesses, unplugged the USB drive and walked out of the room without uttering a single word.
    It's too bad he had to be embarrassed about this but his church sounds like your run of the mill "gays are evil" type things that conservatives have circle jerks at so I'm not really feeling too bad for him I guess.

    Pretty hilarious though. God sure smiled upon him that day.

    (Post originally by Ten Lubak)
    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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    What? People just take it for granted that Catholic priests are all closet cases these days? It's not even worth a comment?
    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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    • #3
      Maybe there is a God after all

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Dinner View Post
        What? People just take it for granted that Catholic priests are all closet cases these days? It's not even worth a comment?
        Yes

        JM
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        • #5
          I am doubting the veracity of this story. Whenever I plug something in via USB, an autoplay window pops up but I still have to click on what I want to do before it starts the hardcore gay porn slideshow.
          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #6
            Just more crap.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
              I am doubting the veracity of this story. Whenever I plug something in via USB, an autoplay window pops up but I still have to click on what I want to do before it starts the hardcore gay porn slideshow.
              Windows 7 doesn't autoplay anything. The hardcore gay porn slideshow has to be started manually.
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              https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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              • #8
                at least it was not child porn
                anti steam and proud of it

                CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should be

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ColdWizard View Post
                  Windows 7 doesn't autoplay anything. The hardcore gay porn slideshow has to be started manually.
                  Can we speculate that the nonprofit church group might be using an older laptop?
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • #10
                    We still see Win98 boxes, after all.
                    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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