yes it's a baby.
Tomorrow. They have to do a C-section so we know it's tomorrow. My boy is alright, but his shoulders are too wide so they don't want to risk it because then if he gets stuck from his shoulders, the doc would have to break his collar bone... and that potentially risks damage to nerves(spelling?) so they just opted for getting it out Julius style.
So it's another one, a new addition to SC family. Big sister is now upstairs "sleeping", I mean she is sleeping but she's also kicking the wall and making noises. She does that. Talks in her sleep. Weird stuff too. She's only 18 months but seems to have nightmares about Santa, and demands bread, cheese, mom and dad. Sometimes she claims stuff "Mine!". That's always fun, when you have slept 2 hours and have 2 hours more until you have to get up to work, to wake up to "MINE!". Who argued against? No one! Hey, what do you want, I'll give it to you so I can sleep sometimes. So now it'll be times 2. Except I bet there's synergy so it's more like 1 + 1 = 3. Or maybe 4.
But who cares. Sleep is overrated. When they start fighting, I'm sure it'll be all worth it. Breaking each others stuff, not sharing toys, just being ridiculous and difficult. It's easy to control one baby. Two is a different matter. They're beasts. Explorers with tendency to do all that is forbidden, and EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN! You don't get it until you realize how babies get hurt and what a dangerous place your house is. Times two, now.
But seriously, tomorrow will be a good day
Tomorrow. They have to do a C-section so we know it's tomorrow. My boy is alright, but his shoulders are too wide so they don't want to risk it because then if he gets stuck from his shoulders, the doc would have to break his collar bone... and that potentially risks damage to nerves(spelling?) so they just opted for getting it out Julius style.
So it's another one, a new addition to SC family. Big sister is now upstairs "sleeping", I mean she is sleeping but she's also kicking the wall and making noises. She does that. Talks in her sleep. Weird stuff too. She's only 18 months but seems to have nightmares about Santa, and demands bread, cheese, mom and dad. Sometimes she claims stuff "Mine!". That's always fun, when you have slept 2 hours and have 2 hours more until you have to get up to work, to wake up to "MINE!". Who argued against? No one! Hey, what do you want, I'll give it to you so I can sleep sometimes. So now it'll be times 2. Except I bet there's synergy so it's more like 1 + 1 = 3. Or maybe 4.
But who cares. Sleep is overrated. When they start fighting, I'm sure it'll be all worth it. Breaking each others stuff, not sharing toys, just being ridiculous and difficult. It's easy to control one baby. Two is a different matter. They're beasts. Explorers with tendency to do all that is forbidden, and EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN! You don't get it until you realize how babies get hurt and what a dangerous place your house is. Times two, now.
But seriously, tomorrow will be a good day
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