How Am I Supposed To Hold The Galaxy Nexus?

[The Mad Monk]

What is stopping you from using both hands?

Dude.

Do you ever stop and consider who you're asking before you ask?

Really.

[Asher]

I don't see what the Nexus can do that the iPhone can't

For one, you can install much better browsers like Chrome and Firefox.

[Dinner]

You just know Asher is a secret Safari user. It's probably some sort of S&M game he and his boyfriend play where Asher has to tell him what he likes about Apple products or he gets whipped.

[DaShi]

Welcome back Wiggy!

[Elok]

I read this (at first) as "how am I supposed to hold the galaxy hostage?"

That would have been awesome.

[Kidlicious]

It would have been a good copycat thread too.

[Uncle Sparky]

You're supposed to hold it with your rectum.

Asher keeps his in his rectum.

[Dinner]

He's copying Wiggy?

[Propaganda]

You don't hold this phone. It is meant to be wrapped around your head, and firmly attached to your ear like a strap-on.

[Aeson]

I honestly dreamed about this thread last night. In it I had this awesome phone that had gigantic yellow handles on the sides of it. (I have attached a prototype, imagine one of these tambourines on each side of the phone. Only in my dream they weren't tambourines, but I think it's a significant improvement if they are.)

Does this mean I'm gay?

[Propaganda]

Here's an example of how to hold the Samsung Galaxy Nexus for Wiglaf

https://www.gojohandsfree.com/