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I wonder if it is his CV. Although it is probably a bit low-key for him 
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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith -
"I have Excel skills that would make Odin sh*t himself".Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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I must remeber this one ...
Seriously, anybody putting that sentence in his resume would get immediately to the second round."Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."Comment
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Is it ok to address and sign off a formal cover letter so informally in the States?Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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No. I believe it should be "laterz mofos" if it is a formal letter.Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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I usually use "kind regards".
But then again, I am a nice person.
"Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."Comment
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And to think I misread the title and thought it said "Is this why I never could get a job in France?"
It made the first post quite confusing.
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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This was my favorite.only the best and rightest
I also loved the "augment my character" bit.
In certain places this looks like he went to thesaurus and looked up slightly more difficult words than he would typically use so that he could sprinkle them throughout. Perhaps this was slightly computer generated? Or maybe created by a person for whom English is not their first language?
Was this a joke or are people asserting its real?
I know I make types---- I mean typos, on here all the time and don't give a rats ass but on a formal job application its inexcusable. It is doubly inexcusable when you are asserting such a high standard for yourself.You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto LuongoComment
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Best Interview video evah!Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post"Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy CarterComment
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It's no joke; his Amulet of Financial Services provides him with +2 INT. Now his only weak spot is Charisma...Originally posted by Flubber View PostComment
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He also mistakes Morgan Stanley for JP Morgan in that 'augment my character' sentence."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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"... only the best and rightest in finance".
Shouldn't that be "... the best and rightist"?
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bestest and whitestJon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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