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Get a vasectomy. Its balling.
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"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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Im almost one year married. ****ing loving it.ou"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Quick update required: is albie still a virgin?12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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Alby ignores good advice.
If Alby actually took the advice Pax is giving, and has given in the past, he would have a better chance of finding a girlfriend.
However, if that happened there would be no more love life threads on Poly thus causing a significant diminution of activity on Poly OT.Comment
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I was thinking about making a "she keeps his balls in a jar" joke but I thought it would be too soon.Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Is the Pope Catholic? Do bears poop in the woods?Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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So now she's seeing someone... she kept cancelling and BSing me and now she's seeing someone. What the ****?"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Obviously she wasn't interested in you.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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So why the **** did she tell my friend she was interested and give me her number? Why the **** when I gave her an out, she said she didn't want me to think she wasn't interested cause she was?Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Let's see: you're a poor, stupid, probably gay loser. Why wouldn't a girl want to hook up with you?Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostGraffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.Comment
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Having read some small portion of this thread, perhaps you should consult the robotics love slave thread? Just a thought...Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostLong time member @ Apolyton
Civilization player since the dawn of timeComment
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Did she find out you're unemployed, have no car and live in the ghetto? Maybe there was another guy she was also interested in and she preferred him.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostComment
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