I'm impressed by Newt Gingrich's moral values and ethics

[MrFun]

Not only did he want an open marriage so he can bang another chick with a clear "conscience," but now he has promised Sarah Palin a cabinet position in thanking her for her support (which is a felon).

Keep making more rope for yourself, Gingrich.

[Uncle Sparky]

Who does he think he is, a Kennedy? Rich white American men can have sex with any women they want. And besides, his wife was sick and probably not wanting to have sex with him. I'm fairly sure God would be OK with that... surely there isn't anything in the Bible forbidding straight sex, is there?

[Proteus_MST]

Hm, I assume they are both free women ... in this case it might be a problem...
it wouldn´t be a problem, however if one (or both) were his sex slaves (in this case he would even be required to have sex with all of them):

If he himself marries her (i.e. the slavegirl) and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment.

[Jon Miller]

A woman's children were who took care of her when her husband died.

To not sleep with your wife (and give her children), was the same thing as not stealing her retirement/etc.

JM

[Uncle Sparky]

Exactly... and Newt gave her children. Case dismissed.

[MrFun]

His faux outrage act on the CNN presidential "debate" was funny. It wasn't a convincing act to me.

[SlowwHand]

Who does he think he is, a Kennedy? Rich white American men can have sex with any women they want. And besides, his wife was sick and probably not wanting to have sex with him. I'm fairly sure God would be OK with that... surely there isn't anything in the Bible forbidding straight sex, is there?

At least Marilyn Monroe was hot. Clinton banged skanks.

[Dr Strangelove]

Not only did he want an open marriage so he can bang another chick with a clear "conscience," but now he has promised Sarah Palin a cabinet position in thanking her for her support (which is a felon).

Keep making more rope for yourself, Gingrich.

Hmmm, knowing Newt, sucking up to Sarah is more likely in the hope of a little felat(io).

[Egbert]

At least Marilyn Monroe was hot. Clinton banged skanks.

The lesson to be learnt is that if a POTUS is to bang interns then he must bang only hot interns. This will allow him to avoid the rather awkward question "Why did you bang her". After all, If one aspires to be President of the United States one should show good taste.

[Al B. Sure!]

[Tuberski]

I like Newt for one reason, he makes my avatar relevant:



ACK!

[MrFun]

So how about the possible felony that Newt committed?

[Sava]

So how about the possible felony that Newt committed?

its not murder if they dont find the body

[Tuberski]

Not true.

ACK!

[PLATO]

Good to see that Republicans are finally putting the angelic morality requirements they have for candidates behind them.

I bet Gary Hart just shakes his head every day on how far things have come for the country as a whole on this issue. It took an extremely popular President like Clinton to make people realize how stupid it is to judge someone's governing ability by their sex life.