Hail Internet Grammar Nazis

[Krill]

Surely it would take less than a second to read that sentence. In fact I'd go so far as to say that it wouldn't waste any time at all as you'd scan it semi subconsciously as you were scrolling down the page...

Writing this has of course wasted me more than the aforementioned 6-7 seconds, so much so that I actually wish I'd timed myself!

My sig is fantastic.

[SlowwHand]

"There are considerable management problems relating to Jack's behaviour"

"If Jack's skin is not washed"

"the use of emulsifiers such as soap to clean Jack's skin could be causing dryness"

"Jacks care" What? Jack's personal care?

"However whilst all previous care plans regarding coffee were considered unmanageable by the multidisciplinary team responsible for Jack's care"

"conflict resolution skills that have been used to manage Jack's behaviours"

"I am redirecting Jack's attention"

"so only influence Jack's immediate nutritional intake if he is hypoglycemic"

"catheterisation would also compromise Jack's independence and privacy"

"Jack's continence may deteriorate in future"

[MOBIUS]

Sloww by name, slow by nature...

[SlowwHand]

No one gave him an illustrated example, dickwad.

[MOBIUS]

What's there to illustrate, you moron? Where the **** else does an apostrophe go in these examples, FFS!?

[Lorizael]

I'm Lorizael, and I approve of this thread.

[Krill]

Hey, we can spam it some more if you guys want.

[Tuberski]

There should be an comma after "six" in your signature, allowing you to remove the unnecessary "..." .

ACK!

[Sava]

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.