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Of course, if you're a guy, buying this will mean you'll never get laid again! (Chicks, OTOH, will have their pick of men who have no idea how to please them.)
Star Trek Door Chime Turns Every Room Into the Enterprise’s Bridge
Bring your home into the 23rd century without costly renovations with this motion sensitive Star Trek-inspired door chime from ThinkGeek. It's like being on the Enterprise, without having to worry about attacks from those pesky Klingons every other day.
You can mount it on either side of a door in your home, or every door since at $30 it's not terribly expensive, even for non-Trekkies. Then, whenever someone crosses the threshold that familiar whooshing sound of the doors automatically opening in the original Star Trek series is played. Or, if you suspect it's a foe and not a friend entering, it can also be set to sound the red alert alarm.
Just make sure you've got 6xAA batteries on hand since this thing doesn't run on dilithium crystals.
Take a good look at the robe of the douchebag in the second photo. If that doesn't scream "Kill me!" I don't know what does.
Star Trek Door Chime Turns Every Room Into the Enterprise’s Bridge
Bring your home into the 23rd century without costly renovations with this motion sensitive Star Trek-inspired door chime from ThinkGeek. It's like being on the Enterprise, without having to worry about attacks from those pesky Klingons every other day.
You can mount it on either side of a door in your home, or every door since at $30 it's not terribly expensive, even for non-Trekkies. Then, whenever someone crosses the threshold that familiar whooshing sound of the doors automatically opening in the original Star Trek series is played. Or, if you suspect it's a foe and not a friend entering, it can also be set to sound the red alert alarm.
Just make sure you've got 6xAA batteries on hand since this thing doesn't run on dilithium crystals.
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