I'm voting Republican . . . .

[DinoDoc]

Let's face it, that's an obvious reference to Birtherism

I thought it was his connections to Rezko and the rest of the Daley machine.

[BeBMan]

What happened to the poly candidates? You know, Asher/Wiglaf etc. (or was it Wiglaf/Asher???). However, I'd vote for Kid/HL

[loinburger]

However, I'd vote for Kid/HL

We could finally deal with North Korea on its own terms

[Egbert]

The best thing about NOT being American is not having to chose between either of those parties.

[Egbert]

He needs a different hobby. I mean hell, it's not like you see me posting dickgirl threads all of the time, and it's not like you see Asher mocking Apple all of the time (not even when Agathon was still here), and so on. But when you see that MrFun has posted a thread then there is an 80% chance that it will be about homosexuality, a 50% chance that it will be about how Republicans are awful, and a 0% chance that it will not be about homosexuality or Republicans.

BK was in the same boat as MrFun but in the opposite camp, and it was just as boring.

I might start a "Gay Republican" thread and dedicate it to you, Loin.

[Traianvs]

"I'm voting Republican because I don't want to know if the food I'm eating has been genetically modified or exposed to radiation."

So the Democrats are the anti-science party?

/threadjack attempt

It's about labeling GMO products, which incidentally big food corporations wouldn't like to see implemented but makes damn sense

[BeBMan]

/threadjack backwards

There's no better option for Americans now as to vote republican, because Obama has been caught conspiring with the enemy again:

US Navy rescues Iranians held hostage by pirates
Breaking news

The US Navy has rescued 13 Iranian hostages being held by pirates in the Arabian Sea, the Pentagon says.

The 13 were rescued after a distress call was received from an Iranian fishing vessel which had been boarded by pirates over a month ago.

Fifteen suspected pirates were detained and are being held by the US Navy.

The rescue comes days after Iranian officials warned the US to keep the carrier group involved in the operation out of the Gulf.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-16447862

[Traianvs]

That f***ing traitor!

[Dinner]

About 1/3rd of the Republican base is made up of far right evangelical religious extremists. One of the latest issues upsetting evangelicals? The popular video game Skyrim. Yep, they want the game banned and they want anyone caught playing it to go to jail because it offends their religious sensibilities. Remember this next time you hear some religious nutjob like Rick Santorum lecturing us about "protecting the constitution" and how they want "small government".

http://www.strategyinformer.com/news/15642/citizen-petitioning-pres-obama-to-ban-skyrim

[giblets]

Update: As some suspected, the petition was by Christwire, a site that spoofs fundamental Christian dogma. The site had already posted an article espousing rage over Skyrim teaching children to be homosexual.

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[Al B. Sure!]

Oerdin is always wrong.

[Dinner]

Damn.

[Al B. Sure!]

Why does Oerdin present his information like a douche-bag? A statement about Republicans then a douchey pseudo-question "One of the latest issues upsetting evangelicals?" then a quick answer "The popular game skyrim" then a colloquial affirmation to quell the 'yeah rights', "Yep, they want the game banned...". Followed by the appeal to action "Remember this next time...

What's with the douchey formula?

[giblets]

I don't see what's douchey about it, aside from posting and discussing a link he didn't even bother to read first.

[Al B. Sure!]

I don't see what's douchey about it, aside from posting and discussing a link he didn't even bother to read first.

I started to write an appendix to my post 'gribbler will have no idea what I'm talking about' but I erased it. You didn't disappoint. Shut the **** up.

I'm talking about Oerdin stylistically following a stupid formula. It's douchey to make a broad statement, ask yourself a stupid question, answer it, qualify the answer with a "Yep, you know what I'm talking about" and then finish off with a retarded call to action. When people talk like that, they sound like pompous asses.

Let Oerdin add in some long-winded sentences and obscure cultural references and he'll be doing a Keith Olbermann impression.

**** that ****. And **** you too