The achievements of Kim Jong Il

[johnwall]

We haven't heard him speak. It would be hilarious if he sounded like Cartman too.

How about if he sing?

[Kidlicious]

Let's not disrespect him until his body is cold in the ground.

[johnwall]

agree with kidicious.

[Provost Harrison]

Let's not disrespect him until his body is cold in the ground.

He's going straight to a glass mausoleum so no point waiting And he'll be freezing by now.

[Kidlicious]

He's going straight to a glass mausoleum so no point waiting And he'll be freezing by now.

I guess we should make an exception then.

[Dinner]

He was the largest bulk buyer of French cognac in the world. That's an accomplishment of sorts though not one the average North Korean could enjoy.

[Elok]

The kid's (actually he's about my age, but still) official title is "Supreme Leader." It's unclear what implications this will have for his official cult of personality--perhaps he will go for being feared more and loved less, assuming that's even possible, than his father, "Dear Leader."