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  • #16
    He just now realized that the US has a black president and the shock was too much for him
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    • #17
      It was Obama who sent him a BigMac every week.
      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
      "Capitalism ho!"

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
        I think an old guy rumored to have pancreatic cancer, diabetes and heart disease sorta takes care of himself in that regard.
        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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        • #19
          I can't wait for the N.K. propagandists to describe his apotheosis.

          The Koreans in my dorm just started an impromptu party by the way. They all have finals tomorrow and don't give a single ****.

          This is like what happened at school when OBL was killed, only just the Koreans.
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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          • #20
            We shall remember Kim Jong-Il, as he was, in pictures. I present you, 'Kim Jong-Il Looking at Sausages (and other phallic objects)':







            No, Dear Leader! That is not a sausage. It is a cucumber!



            Dear Leader, that is not a sausage. It is corn!



            And a bonus one:

            Kim Jong-Il voting for the will of the people:

            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • #21
              Part II:



              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #22
                Mortality has its uses...
                I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                • #23
                  The reaction in North Korea:



                  Oh wait. That's a Canucks fan.
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #24
                    Actually, I'll miss him a bit.
                    His daddy, Kim Il-sung the Great Helmsman, was a crazed dictator, but mostly just oppressed his own people. Jong-il, Dear Leader, was crazier, more militaristic, and starved his people more than his daddy. His son seems to be even shorter and crazier.
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                    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                    • #25
                      RIP
                      Graffiti in a public toilet
                      Do not require skill or wit
                      Among the **** we all are poets
                      Among the poets we are ****.

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                      • #26
                        Couldn't have happened to a better scum bag.
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                          Let's hope his successors are cool
                          They won't be. His son has been groomed for years.
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                          • #28




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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                              The reaction in North Korea:



                              Oh wait. That's a Canucks fan.
                              I can understand why you made that mistake.
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                              • #30
                                Hopefully his follow up won't be as selfish and simply not caring enough about millions of people starving, just well, ngghh because.
                                In da butt.
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