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  • #16
    Agent Sox
    Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
    GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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    • #17
      Agent Sox

      What do you do for computer security? Surely Avast Antivirus wouldn't be sufficient for someone as cautious as yourself.
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
      ){ :|:& };:

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      • #18
        1 Star. Terrible.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #19
          Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
          1 Star. Terrible.
          You haven't stayed at work despite being sick?
          "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
          'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
            You keep a log of what you eat?!

            You're right, that sounds very impotent.
            He sounds like a bodybuilder. Seriously.
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • #21
              Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
              You haven't stayed at work despite being sick?
              I have. I had the flu and was working in food service

              Actually, I had the really bad symptoms on my days off. Realistically, I wouldn't have been able to go to work if I had to when I was really sick. I don't know what would have happened (probably gotten fired or something). Fortunately, I was able to move around on the third day. I don't think the flu goes away after 2 days, though, so I know I was still a sick dog.
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #22
                I like coming to work when sick. I get everyone else sick, then when I'm healthy the whole place is empty and I can do whatever I want.
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

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                • #23
                  What a somewhat cute childish way to look at it.

                  Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
                  You haven't stayed at work despite being sick?
                  I haven't started a thread about it.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #24
                    You aren't working as a fluffer, by chance, are you? I know you used to do porn.

                    ACK!
                    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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