Office Parties

[Dauphin]

Your coworkers must be ignorant as hell for that to work consistently.

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Someone I know doesn't go to the Christmas party (always held on a Friday) because they celebrate their birthday on the Friday of their birthday week. I tell them, "What? You used that excuse last year already, and the year before that. What's the chances of your birthday falling on the same day every year? C'mon".

[Lorizael]

[Hauldren Collider]

nvm

[Az]

Elok, if you are working in a large organization, you are missing out on an opportunity for great *****.

[Lorizael]

Uh, he's kind of married.

[Az]

What does that mean? like, he's half-married?

[loinburger]

It means he only has one wife

[Lorizael]

What does that mean? like, he's half-married?

Since I'm not currently observing Elok, and he may have gotten divorced since the last time he mentioned his wife, he's in a quantum superposition of married and not married.

[Hauldren Collider]

Also, his wife is pregnant.

[Lorizael]

Well that is an incentive to sleep around, so I didn't want to mention it.

[Az]

ahaha

[Supr49er]

Work parties always seem forced. I try to avoid them.

[Pax]

I've been to a lot of Navy Office parties (Department/Ship/Division/Wardroom) and Police (shift/class) parties. Most of them have been fun because I usually end up in a clique at my jobs so l have someone I can hang out with and laugh.

[Donegeal]

Nothing like a good ol' circle tazeing!

Never done it, but it sounds funny as hell.

[Flubber]

Well that is an incentive to sleep around, so I didn't want to mention it.

Actually no-- my experience with pregnancy was that periods of raging hormones could be quite beneficial. Its after the little one is born that it all goes to hell and the dad is too exhausted too to have any energy to think about sleeping around