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  • #31
    Yes. After the baby is born you just want to sleep.
    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
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    • #32
      AS for office parties, we typically attend 3 a year

      1. Mrs Flubber's party for her unit at the hospital-- I don't know anyone really but her unit is made up of 90% nurses and many of them are young and hot and drunk- Its a buffett style meal followed by a dance. This year they had a camera set up to let people take photos of their groups and as the night went on a number of the ladies seemed to want to have at least one photo of them kissing some other woman or doing increasingly suggestive poses-- I did mention that many of them are young and hot right??

      2. My company's big party--its also food and then a dance. Usually the live entertainment is good. The other great thing about this party is that its so freaking huge that
      a) my wife inevitably runs into people she knows and
      b) its easy to just hang with people you like
      You can't mingle with everyone so you meet with friends and enjoy yourself in much the same way as if you went to a club with friends (except it IS a work thing and your boss IS there somewhere so most people stay a little more sober. Since this party is downtown Mrs Flubber and I often just stay downtown in a hotel and return to the kids in the morning (Grandma is visiting so it makes it easy)

      3. My boss's open house- Our work team is small (usually around 10) so every year we get invited to his afternoon holiday open house. Its a "bring your whole family and come and go as you please " type thing and my boss has also invited his friends and relatives so its busy enough there. Our work team mostly all worked together for 5 years so the spouses know each other (Mrs Flubber has gotten silly with my boss's wife a couple of times at a work conference we attend). So between food, drinks and having people ooh and ahh over your kids and then doing the same in return, I find the couple of hours pass pleasantly. All of us underlings do email each other in advance and generally all go around the same time


      I know lots of people hate their office parties but mine are just fine for different reasons
      You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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      • #33
        The only reason to go to mine is that they hand out free prizes. On the other hand, I skipped mine because I don't need any more stuff. Now, if only I worked at a place like Vivid....
        “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

        ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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        • #34
          Originally posted by pchang View Post
          The only reason to go to mine is that they hand out free prizes. On the other hand, I skipped mine because I don't need any more stuff. Now, if only I worked at a place like Vivid....
          Vivid ? Are you talking the movie-makers??
          You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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          • #35
            Yes. I imagine their office parties are a lot more interesting than mine.
            “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

            ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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            • #36
              Originally posted by pchang View Post
              Yes. I imagine their office parties are a lot more interesting than mine.
              Well it is one party where you would not have any objections if some of the ladies started "working"
              You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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              • #37
                I just relax and enjoy myself at holiday parties and stay mostly sober, so it is all good fun.
                I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                • #38
                  Ours is tonight. Drinks at the boss's house then meal at a nice restaurant place.
                  Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                  Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                  We've got both kinds

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                  • #39
                    Brits have holidays, too?
                    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #40
                      Christmas is bigger here than it is in the states.

                      Though mostly the traditional pagan drinking/feasting and the crass commercial bit. Not so much the recent Jesus bit.
                      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                      We've got both kinds

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                      • #41
                        It's equivalent to if you rolled Thanksgiving and Xmas into one big holiday.

                        A huge proportion of people will be taking leave from 23rd December until 2nd Jan. And this is normal. With the 3 Christmas and New Year bank holidays that's only 3 days leave.
                        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                        We've got both kinds

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by MikeH View Post
                          Christmas is bigger here than it is in the states.
                          That's difficult to fathom. I didn't realize Christmas could GET any bigger.
                          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                          • #43
                            We don't have Thanksgiving so all the hype begins in September.

                            And there's the full week/10 days off work for a large segment of society.
                            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                            We've got both kinds

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                            • #44
                              Well there are 12 Days of Christmas (until Jan 6 - ie, Epiphany)
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • #45
                                My birthday is 12th night.
                                Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                                Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                                We've got both kinds

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