British Woman Standing Up for Olde England!

[Boris Godunov]

If Spink isn't married yet, we've found a woman for him.

[Egbert]

A right proper lady, ay, chaps?

That was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Laughed my tits off.

[molly bloom]

I think it's more likely she'll end up with some psychiatric help.

Some nice Indian doctor, I hope. And a muscular young nurse from Estonia or the Philippines, perhaps....

[molly bloom]

She should be made to marry Clarkson as her punishment/reward.

Theoretically torture is still illegal here. But it has a nice sense of poetic justice about it- that awful perm-a-like hair, the cheap looking jeans, the declasse dress sense. Then there's that awful woman of course.

[DaShi]

Oh, is Covert Affairs still on?

[Heraclitus]

From Collin Lidell

Following the Emma West "tram rage" incident, another video has been going viral on YouTube, this one features a foul-mouthed tirade by another ill-mannered member of an underclass, one David Cameron, Prime Minister of Great Britain, who upset a room full of Euro-insiders with his ungracious comments about European fiscal union. This vile 'Euro-chav,' who thankfully only represents a tiny minority of hundreds of millions of Eurosceptics in every part of the EU, has now been reduced to the "Lone Man of Europe" and has had his Lib-Dem coalition partners taken into protective custody.



DAVID CAMERON: What's this Community come to? A load of German fiscal fascists and a load of ****ing French Euro-centralists, a load of ****ing techno… Yeh. You're all ****ing Euro-Fascists. You ain't someone who believes in national sovereignty.

UNSEEN TECHNOCRAT APPOINTEE: No, I'm not. No.

DAVID CAMERON: No, you're not. You ain't someone who believes in national sovereignty either. None of you ****ing believe in a reasonable degree of national sovereignty. Get back to your own ****ing… D'y'know what? Sort out your own currency. Don't come and try to do mine. Britain is nothing now. Britain is **** all. My Britain is **** all now. Britain is **** all. My Britain is **** all.

FAT GERMAN LADY: Excuse me dear, there are new members of the EU in this room.

DAVID CAMERON: Yes, fine. I've got a little member of my Europhile coalition partners here myself

FAT GERMAN LADY: Then have respect. Yeh? Have respect. Lithuania and Slovakia are here.

DAVID CAMERON: I've got a little Europhile Lib-Dem here.

FAT GERMAN LADY: Yes, stop messing up our plans for fiscal union.

DAVID CAMERON: Veto you!

FAT GERMAN LADY: And you.

DAVID CAMERON: Veto you!

FAT GERMAN LADY: Then someone needs to exclude you from the European decision-making process.

DAVID CAMERON: Really?

FAT GERMAN LADY: Yes.

DAVID CAMERON: I dare you. I ****ing dare you.

FAT GERMAN LADY: Just watch your language, man.

DAVID CAMERON: Don't watch my language. Go back to where you come from. Yeh? Back to…****ing Naz… Nazi ****ing Germany or wherever you come from. Yeh?

UNSEEN EUROPHILE: No, no, no, no!

FAT GERMAN LADY: If we weren’t in the Eurozone your crappy spiv economy wouldn’t work. You guys don't work. We have to do the work for you.

DAVID CAMERON: Really? I work. I work. I work. This was my Common Market and nothing else until you lot came along. Euro-Fascist!

FAT GERMAN LADY: So what. So what …call me a Euro-Fascist?

DAVID CAMERON: Yes, so what. It's my Common Market. You aren't someone who believes in a reasonable degree of national sovereignty. You aren't someone who believes in a reasonable degree of national sovereignty with the abolition of tariffs. Are you?

FAT GERMAN LADY: Yes I am. Yes I am.

DAVID CAMERON: You ain't. **** off. You're not someone who believes in a reasonable degree of national sovereignty. You're a Euro-Centralist. You're a fiscal-centralist. You ain't someone who believes in a reasonable degree of national sovereignty

FBL: Yeh, because I believe in fiscal responsibility?

DAVID CAMERON: Where'd you come from? Where'd you come from?

SHORT FRENCHMAN IN HIGH HEELS: Now you're waking up Belgium. You want to shut your mouth. Look, shush! And now you're waking up Finland. I'm a clapped-out ex-great European country like yourself so what've you got to say to me? **** all! Now, shut your mouth.

DAVID CAMERON: Shut your face.

SHORT FRENCHMAN IN HIGH HEELS: No, I won't shut my face.

DAVID CAMERON: Someone's gotta talk up for the City of London. Look, the whole ****ing EU! Look at that.

FAT GERMAN LADY: Euro-centralization is beaut…

[Al B. Sure!]

What is funny?

[kittenOFchaos]

That was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Laughed my tits off.

She should try Australia where her views would be seen as playful banter /troll.

[MikeH]

A Party Political Broadcast.

[Al B. Sure!]

Hey look! It's an Englishwoman again:

[Provost Harrison]

Because, of course, racism never happens in the US. That's why you didn't need the likes of Martin Luther King and the Civil Rights Movement.