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  • #31
    Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    What about this one?
    Caesar salads don't have carrots.
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    • #32
      I'm not sure whether to be impressed or dismayed that you waded through that pool of crap to find a factual error. But you're right. Not only is that person terrible at "pimping," he doesn't know how to make a caesar salad.
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      • #33
        Originally posted by Elok View Post
        I'm not sure whether to be impressed or dismayed that you waded through that pool of crap to find a factual error. But you're right. Not only is that person terrible at "pimping," he doesn't know how to make a caesar salad.
        That **** works. I've seen it. You have to spread it around but enough women bite. They think it's funny or something.

        I just don't have the guts to try it.
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        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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        • #34
          Yeah, you sure are the "alpha dog" who is going to get that "10"

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
            That **** works. I've seen it. You have to spread it around but enough women bite. They think it's funny or something.

            I just don't have the guts to try it.
            You have got to get out of Philadelphia. Not even ****ing optional.
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            • #36
              Originally posted by Elok View Post
              You have got to get out of Philadelphia. Not even ****ing optional.
              I mean I saw it on the interwebs.
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #37
                Mm-hmm. And what would you say was the girl-to-cup ratio of the "females" you saw those lines work on? I'm going to guess somewhere around 2.
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                • #38
                  2 is not a ratio.

                  2 girls? 2 cups? Who knows?

                  ACK!
                  Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Tuberski View Post
                    2 is not a ratio.
                    2:1
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