You know what gasses these women up?

[Al B. Sure!]

They didn't like Al's alternative "you females have large asses; that triggers my evolved reproductive urge" very much either.

Nah dog... peep game:

"Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me? "

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

In your case it would be more like this-

"I notice you have large buttocks. May I suggest that we have a few dates consisting of chaste, awkward and stilted conversation while I agonise over whether you are intellectually and morally suitable to be my hausfrau, before you leave me for someone who knows what he's doing?"

[Al B. Sure!]

Hausfrau? ***** better have a job.

[C0ckney]

In your case it would be more like this-

"I notice you have large buttocks. May I suggest that we have a few dates consisting of chaste, awkward and stilted conversation while I agonise over whether you are intellectually and morally suitable to be my hausfrau, before you leave me for someone who knows what he's doing?"

i think it would be more like this.

"hey, you're just like that chick in [some no mark rapper's] video, give me your number, don't worry i won't call you and ask you out, just send you really boring sms messages and then wonder why you lose interest. best give your facebook as well, then we can be friends until you get bored and unfriend me. i'd like to take your picture too, i'm not weird or anything, but i'm going to ask a bunch of guys on the internet for advice and i want to show them what you look like. of course i won't take their advice and so you'll just be another in a long line of failures. be seeing you, or not, as the case may be..."

[MikeH]

Women could solve this problem very easily by just replying with 'No I have no interest in sleeping with you' each time. men would soon stop.

No they wouldn't.

[Al B. Sure!]

i think it would be more like this.

"hey, you're just like that chick in [some no mark rapper's] video, give me your number, don't worry i won't call you and ask you out, just send you really boring sms messages and then wonder why you lose interest. best give your facebook as well, then we can be friends until you get bored and unfriend me. i'd like to take your picture too, i'm not weird or anything, but i'm going to ask a bunch of guys on the internet for advice and i want to show them what you look like. of course i won't take their advice and so you'll just be another in a long line of failures. be seeing you, or not, as the case may be..."

Nah, dog. Peep game:

I would swim up the Amazon with 45lb dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres' queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a nice seafood dinner with you over skype on a dialup internet connection.

I would climb over the grand canyon one armed and blindfolded on a set of rusty monkey bars covered in hornets while bearing a 12lb bag of marbles tied to my shaft if it meant that once reaching the other side, I could suck a fart out of your ass through a curly straw

[loinburger]

How can you read crap like that on a regular basis, and then use the "so, uhhhh, you want to go see a movie and then never talk to each other ever again?" approach to picking up women?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Because he's gay and in denial.

[Al B. Sure!]

How can you read crap like that on a regular basis, and then use the "so, uhhhh, you want to go see a movie and then never talk to each other ever again?" approach to picking up women?

Crap like what?

[loinburger]

Crap like what I am obviously referring to given the context of my post

[Al B. Sure!]

Crap like what I am obviously referring to given the context of my post

The pimp game?

[Elok]

What, using a barrage of repulsive images to try and get a woman to think of you favorably?

[loinburger]

Pimpmaster: Hey, wanna have sex?
Female: No
Pimpmaster: You know what's gross? Explosive diarrhea
Female: Yeah, that is gross
Pimpmaster: Yeah, well, sex with me isn't as bad as explosive diarrhea
Female: Now that you've put things in perspective I guess I'll have sex with you

[Al B. Sure!]

What, using a barrage of repulsive images to try and get a woman to think of you favorably?

What about this one?

I would reverse my circumcision then cover myself in salami and do the cha-cha blindfolded through a minefield to the beat of zumba music while vultures swooped and scratched at my flesh just to eat a caesar salad made from a carrot you once masturbated with

[Fake Boris]

Albie, get some vacation.