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  • #16
    I don't understand why Quebeckers and Frenchmen would pretend not to know English. That just strikes me as stupid.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Dauphin View Post
      My favourite was "If it's good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for everyone."
      ...and yours.
      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
        ...and yours.
        Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
          I don't understand why Quebeckers and Frenchmen would pretend not to know English. That just strikes me as stupid.
          In the case of the French, I think it's because they don't like French playing second fiddle to English. In all cases if I made an attempt to speak French then the Frenchman would admit to knowing English.

          In the case of the Quebeckers it's because they're terrible human beings.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Dauphin View Post
            Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.
            Your tourists are only #7.

            Just ahead of the Chinese.
            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Dauphin View Post
              Pardon? Je ne comprends pas.
              Yep, det giver ikke megen mening.
              With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                Your tourists are only #7.

                Just ahead of the Chinese.
                On what scale, and what relevance? I wasn't aware I had any tourists. I am not a tour operator.

                My comment can be equally applied to any Anglo-speaking country, it only happened to reference an American because there are more of them.
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                • #23


                  No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                    I don't understand why Quebeckers and Frenchmen would pretend not to know English. That just strikes me as stupid.
                    Frenchmen don't do it, but some Quebeckers do. It's pride.
                    In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                    • #25
                      I witnessed many frenchmen pretending not to know English the last time I was in France. Once my companion would speak to them in Italian and make them comfortable, they mysteriously would understand my english.
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Oncle Boris View Post
                        Frenchmen don't do it, but some Quebeckers do. It's pride.
                        It's not pride, it's idiotic. Languages exist for communication. Failing to communicate is failure, not cultural identity.
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                        • #27
                          Nobody speaks French- not even the French themselves. They just grunt and shrug enigmatically.
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                          • #28
                            i was on a bus the other day and a guy (i'm fairly sure he was an american) got on outside a hotel. he had trouble paying the fare, which was written in big letters above the conductors seat. the conductor tried to explain to him what the problem was, which left the chap very confused searching for something to say, until he mumbled 'no speak'. the conductor pointed at the big sign with the fare on and the chap eventually produced a note to pay, which the conductor couldn't change. at this point, i decided to help out and changed the guy's note for him and he was able to pass the turnstile. he then thanked me in terrible spanish!

                            this kind of thing happens all the time. i do wonder why people don't bother to at least learn a few simple words and phrases when travelling, a little effort can go a long way.
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                            • #29
                              "There was once a man who preferred to visit a city before he learned the language. He believed he could better estimate its quality before hearing the comments of its citizens." - Louis L'amour "The Walking Drum"

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                              • #30
                                He sounds a bit French, therefore, what does he know? But seriously, I am normally able to get by because I do know a few bits of the language, albeit very little. I studied French at school, not German. Stupid, as the language that would be really useful to me now is German. Doh!
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