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  • Why Do Trees Have Bark?

    Does it go back to Adam and Eve, and the apple? Did the apple tree, like Adam and Eve, feel compelled to cover it's nakedness?
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    It's a protective coating and seems to provide nourishment to Bambi during the winter.
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    • #3
      Nonsense. trees are very modest. And they provide Bambi with nourishment.

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      • #4
        Provides insulation, prevents water loss, protects delicate tissue from damage, protects from sunlight, keeps out harmful organisms.

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        • #5
          Why does Sloww always bark up the wrong tree ?
          "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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          • #6
            I always thought he was all bark and no bite
            The Wizard of AAHZ

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            • #7
              Barking mad more like, asking dumb questions...
              Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                Provides insulation, prevents water loss, protects delicate tissue from damage, protects from sunlight, keeps out harmful organisms.
                Indeed, trees with thicker skin clear evolutionary advantages.
                Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                We've got both kinds

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                  Provides insulation, prevents water loss, protects delicate tissue from damage, protects from sunlight, keeps out harmful organisms.
                  Indeed, trees with thicker skin clear evolutionary advantages.
                  Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                  Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                  We've got both kinds

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                  • #10
                    @ people who responded to this thread seriously.
                    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                      Does it go back to Adam and Eve, and the apple? Did the apple tree, like Adam and Eve, feel compelled to cover it's nakedness?
                      So Texan
                      Speaking of Erith:

                      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by MikeH View Post
                        Indeed, trees with thicker skin clear evolutionary advantages.
                        I'll say this for Slowwie, he does have incredibly thick skin - it's about the only evolutionary advantage I can think of for being Texan...
                        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                        • #13
                          Clearly there is lack of competition in Texas.
                          "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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