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  • #46
    nm
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • #47
      Originally posted by MikeH View Post
      Apparently we get 250,000 dog bites in the UK each year vs 7 million in the US. You have 5 times the population and 28 times the dog bites? And we're much more crowded. Why are you so bad at training dogs?
      Americans are just more likely to report the dog bite so that they can sue the owner.
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      • #48
        Originally posted by MikeH View Post
        Apparently we get 250,000 dog bites in the UK each year vs 7 million in the US. You have 5 times the population and 28 times the dog bites? And we're much more crowded. Why are you so bad at training dogs?
        Maybe because your dogs look like this?

        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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        • #49
          Dogs are the product of 15,000 years of domestication and breeding designed to make them look to humans as not only pack members, but eternal alphas that must be pleased and obeyed.

          They are the ultimate slave race.
          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
            Maybe because your dogs look like this?

            Nice. Now look up "Mastiff".
            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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            • #51
              100% WOLF MOFO
              Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
              Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
              We've got both kinds

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              • #52
                Why are you scared?
                "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                  Dogs are the product of 15,000 years of domestication and breeding designed to make them look to humans as not only pack members, but eternal alphas that must be pleased and obeyed.

                  They are the ultimate slave race.
                  15,000 years is a drop in the bucket after millions of years of evolution.
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #54
                    Hopefully the marines don't give him a Rorschach test or anything like that

                    "What do you see in this ink blot?"
                    "A dog ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"
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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                      15,000 years is a drop in the bucket after millions of years of evolution.
                      Somehow I don't think you understand how evolution works

                      "These flowers have been red for the past thousand generations"
                      "Oh yeah? Well what about the five million generations before that???"
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                      • #56
                        Alby would be really unpopular in Winterfell with this attitude. Stark dogs.
                        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                        We've got both kinds

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                        • #57
                          He'd make a good Tyrion
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                          • #58
                            The problem with some dogs here, especially dogs like pitbulls, is the history of dogfighting in this country that extends into the present time. Here we have generations of dogs that have been bred for visciousness and unprovoked agression, and then end up being put in situations where they do not belong.

                            edit: these dogs are more viscious than wolves. Wolves do not attack at random.
                            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                            • #59
                              No, Tyrion is really good at having sex with whores.
                              And is very intelligent.
                              Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                              Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                              We've got both kinds

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                              • #60
                                Good point. He could be a much shorter Gregor Clegane
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