Why do people have pets?

[molly bloom]

I mean they're animals in your house. Animals. ****ting and pissing and biting ****. Making the whole house smell like ass.

Tell me you don't go into a pet owner's home and aren't repulsed by the odor. It stinks.

Erm, some pet owners have been known to vacuum and clean their houses. Cats rarely require more than a brushing or combing.

My pets have usually smelled an awful lot better than some people I've travelled on the Tube with. And been better behaved.

[Lorizael]

Where's that quote about AS loathing and fearing everything unfamiliar to him?

[rah]

I hear owning pets or being nice to animals (instead of being randomly attacked by them) is helpful when picking up and keeping women. So obviously he has to hate pets.

[loinburger]

I mean they're animals in your house. Animals. ****ting and pissing and biting ****. Making the whole house smell like ass.

Tell me you don't go into a pet owner's home and aren't repulsed by the odor. It stinks.

That's not the pet you're smelling - that stench is pure Philadelphia

[Tupac Shakur]

Why do people have pets?

Because they don't have significant others. I see a cat in your future, Albie.

[Elok]

You think Al will get p****, huh?

[Main_Brain]

Do Snakes smell?

[Flubber]

They can't be reasoned with when their instincts kick in and they remember that they're animals. Especially dogs which are genetically 100% wolves.

But a dog is smart enough to copulate with a hot beeyatch when she is available and offering.

[MikeH]

So, pet owners in the ****hole slums of the ****hole city that Alby lives in keep their houses like ****holes.

no ****(hole)

[MRT144]

I mean they're animals in your house. Animals. ****ting and pissing and biting ****. Making the whole house smell like ass.

Tell me you don't go into a pet owner's home and aren't repulsed by the odor. It stinks.

I'm not but that's because I go to pet owner's houses that aren't in the ghetto. Every complaint you have about the world is formed by the ****ty place you live and the ****ty people that live there.

[MRT144]

They can't be reasoned with when their instincts kick in and they remember that they're animals. Especially dogs which are genetically 100% wolves.

100% Wolf.

[MRT144]

Why do people have pets?

Because they don't have significant others. I see a cat in your future, Albie.

My wife and I have a cat. But he's a child replacement.

[MRT144]

100% Wolf

[Al B. Sure!]

Dogs and wolves are both the same species, Canis Lupus.

[MRT144]

100% Wolf