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  • Do you drink in English?

    Or in the universally understood language of the drunk?
    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
    We've got both kinds

  • #2
    I dwinark ine Engraiahhhh
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #3
      If you can still speak English then you haven't drank enough.
      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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      • #4
        You must always be drunk.
        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
        We've got both kinds

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        • #5
          You took my joke
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #6
            I drink in moderation.
            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            • #7
              English moderation?
              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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              • #8
                English Moderation = American Alcoholic
                Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                We've got both kinds

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                • #9
                  English Moderation = Russian Sober
                  Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                  GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                  • #10
                    i can't speak while i'm drinking

                    i mean, i could... but it would probably come out my nose or something
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave View Post
                      English Moderation = Russian Sober
                      Russian Sober = Irish Prohibitionist
                      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                      • #12
                        Pickled liver


                        I play foosball 10x better when I'm drunk. Maybe the figures understand me better when drunk.
                        Indifference is Bliss

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                        • #13
                          The Irish win in an English tread
                          Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                          GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                          • #14
                            If you try to speak English when drunk, you'll sound like a Yorkshireman.
                            There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
                              If you try to speak English when drunk, you'll sound like a Yorkshireman.
                              Fook that ye daft fookin git.

                              Ye sound like a feckin Irishman ya silly ****.
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