Hark! Can you hear that sound?

[loinburger]

No risk of STD's if you're having intercourse with yourself

[Docfeelgood]

docfeelgood, why are you prejudiced against dickgirls? They are people too.

dickgirls?

[Guynemer]

No risk of STD's if you're having intercourse with yourself

You don't know where my hand has been.

[giblets]

What the **** is a dickgirl? I really don't want to google it for obvious reasons. Is it a transsexual? Is it a hermaphrodite? Is it just a normal woman with a strap-on dildo?

And what the hell is the appeal of that sick ****?

You want to be a marine and you're too much of a wuss to search for dickgirls on google?

[loinburger]

Google might make him gay (?) for dickgirls, and then he'll never get in the marines

[Tupac Shakur]

You've obviously never been to Southeast Asia if you think Marines have any problems with dickgirls.

[Asher]

Neat.

[Dinner]

He threatened to shoot loin.

Well, loin does occasionally piss people off but so do I so I can't get that mad at him (or at least not stay mad). Ben, however...

[Felch]

You've obviously never been to Southeast Asia if you think Marines have any problems with dickgirls.

[Dinner]

You've obviously never been to Southeast Asia if you think Marines have any problems with dickgirls.

Hell, there is no need to go to Thailand to find gay Marines as they're all busy sodomizing each other on Navy ships every where. Marines are just gay. Period.

I'm personally for letting them sodomize each other if that's their choice but don't give me the hyper masculine junk about the Marines where half of them must be taking as well as giving. Especially since that's no doubt half of the appeal to Speer.

[Tupac Shakur]

Hmmm. I know that statement must be wrong, but I can't see how...

[Dinner]

Obviously, it's that I bothered to respond to one of your retarded posts. That's always wrong.

[Asher]

There's at least one gay porn studio (guess which city it's based in, Oerdin?) that gets all kinds of real-life marines to **** on camera. They're pretty experienced, it's obvious.

A few of them were caught and discharged once identified. This was before DADT was repealed. Since DADT was repealed, at least one more was discharged because he wore his actual uniform in the sex scenes. Some regulation against disrespecting the uniform.

[Dinner]

Not surprised since it's one of only two cities where Marines do basic training and advanced training. Still, the macho image of the marines seems to attract every closet case out there. Albie seems especially attracted to the Marines.

[Hauldren Collider]

I bet it was because, in the words of R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket, he was ****ing a man in the ass without the god-damn common courtesy of giving him a reacharound.