Sayings that do not make sense . . .

[Elok]

Charles?

No, Camilla. They use the scandalous divorcee for manual labor, not the heir apparent. Learn some etiquette, you crude Canuck.

[Uncle Sparky]

"You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar."
So...who wants a bunch of flies?

[MrFun]

I couldn't care less about a bunch of flies, so no thanks.

[C0ckney]

Makes sense to me. You're basically saying, "I could care less, but I can't be arsed to." Which pretty much means you care as little as possible without putting anymore effort into not caring.

nice stretch, but clearly that's not the idea people are trying to express when they use that expression.

[MikeH]

How do English people say research?

We say it research.

We don't say REEsearch. Because that's REEtarded.

[Felch]

So y'all don't know how to say research either, huh? That's sad.

[Elok]

Also, maybe it's just me, but I always said "retarded" with a short E, not a long one.

[Asher]

They say ruh-surch. 'cause that makes sense? Right? Right?

[Elok]

An Eskimo is out hunting seals in his kayak. He's been hunting for a while, when suddenly he notices it's starting to get cold. I mean REALLY cold, even for the Arctic. So what does he do? He starts a fire in the kayak, which of course burns a hole in the bottom, the kayak sinks, and the Eskimo drowns. So there you have it. You can't have your kayak and heat it too.

[Dauphin]

We say it research.

We don't say REEsearch. Because that's REEtarded.

I say REEsearch, but only when it is a noun.