Recommend Provost a New Car...

[Dinner]

Hyundais are supposedly cheap yet full featured with great warranties.

[Evil Knevil]

Obviously a Gwiz

http://uk.autoblog.com/2011/09/01/g-wiz-implodes-during-fatal-accident/

edit; also, hello everyone!

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

If you're really, really desperate to buy German, the one I'd choose is the VW Scirocco. It fits neatly inside your budget.

[Provost Harrison]

Now that's the king of thing Laz...you're getting the idea of the kind of thing I am after. Actually I might see what kind of Mercs I can get for the money, in all seriousness.

A Gwiz...wow I'm sold She didn't put her seatbelt on because she was afraid of "crumpling her clothes". Stupid f**king b*tch. Sorry, but that's pretty stupid.

[onodera]

If you need a cheap good car, get a Ford Focus. Or a Korean car.

[Uncle Sparky]

Shall I make him an offer he can't refuse? Well if I do it, I should be able to buy cash...and that's a lot of cash...hopefully I can get a trade in for my old car. But I am still figuring out whether it is even worth me getting another car yet.

DO NOT mention you are paying in cash until you have at least a hand shake deal (preferably a written deal). Most dealerships (at least in NA) make a lot of their profit financing loans. BION, they would really rather you not pay cash, just a big deposit, and then a few years of of high interest payments. If they know off the top you're paying cash, they will add a couple of points to make up for their potential financing loss.

[Provost Harrison]

Yeah, I'm not paying some prohibitive interest rate when I have the money to lay out. And being recently self-employed they are going to hit me with some stupid interest rate or decline anyway.

[Provost Harrison]

Unless of course, it is interest-free with a large enough deposit. Rather the money in my account than theirs

[Provost Harrison]

You all fail. This is my new car...Audi TT. Not bad, even if I say so myself

[Krill]

If I was a lonely man with a 2 inch penis, I'd consider a Veyron. If I was a sad man with a 3 inch penis and a never-ending drive to be seen as a cool hipster, I'd consider a 3-series. As it is, I'm a well-endowed man who is happily partnered in a long-term relationship looking for a practical vehicle. My needs are quite different from yours or that Brit with the retarded name.

...You're retarded PH.

[Provost Harrison]

Yeah, because I want a nice car, I'm retarded Screw you too.

[Provost Harrison]

Hang on, a practical vehicle for what purpose? Most of my driving time is spent on a motorway...what possible use would a top-heavy 4x4 be for me?

[Dinner]

The guy down the block has a 1971 Triumph TR6 for sale asking $16,000. It's appears to be in really good shape but that still seems a bit high for a Triumph.

[MOBIUS]

You all fail. This is my new car...Audi TT. Not bad, even if I say so myself

You are joking!?

You came all the way to Cardiff to buy THAT!?!?!?

[Cort Haus]

You're not going to park that on the streets of Manchester, I take it, Rich.