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  • #16
    Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
    Why bother, just have a Viking funeral with the house...she should burn well...


    Good film.
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    • #17
      I knew I remembered seeing that somewhere...that was where!
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #18
        Google is pretty good. I typed in ~10 words central to the story and there it was. I couldn't recall the name.
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        • #19
          From the title, I though this thread was about Cort's penis pump.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by onodera View Post
            Socialists would've sent the children to an orphanage and cut down her welfare, forcing her to work.
            No, no, that's National Socialism. Real socialists would never be that evil.
            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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            • #21
              Shouldn't she have a reality TV program by now?
              There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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              • #22
                This is old news. Or at least I hope it is. Last year, there was a woman trying to reach that 1 ton goal, as well. I pray it's the same woman or else there's two people out there trying to be the world's fattest in history.
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola View Post
                  From the title, I though this thread was about Cort's penis pump.
                  I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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                  • #24
                    Maybe she's right. Maybe some guys really dig fat chicks.
                    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                    • #25
                      Me thinks she doth protest too much. This is like the loser guy in high school who can't get a girlfriend to save his life so he says "I'm just not trying. I'm concentrating on (school/D&D/work/Key Club/whatever)". They want you to think that it isn't like they're failing and instead they're just not trying. It's not that she's monstrously fat because she's a pig and a slob, it's that she WANTS to be a pig and a slob. Yeah... Right...
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                        No, no, that's National Socialism. Real socialists would never be that evil.
                        He was talking about communism not fascism. Don't tell me you don't know the difference... Or are you trying to play word games? Just because political parties put some word in their name doesn't mean they practice something... Or do you actually believe that East Germany (German Democratic Republic) was actually democratic?
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                          He was talking about communism not fascism. Don't tell me you don't know the difference... Or are you trying to play word games? Just because political parties put some word in their name doesn't mean they practice something... Or do you actually believe that East Germany (German Democratic Republic) was actually democratic?
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #28
                            I don't see what you all have against the spirit of competition and exploring human limits. A bunch of communists you are

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola View Post
                              From the title, I though this thread was about Cort's penis pump.
                              I don't do me-threads.

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                              • #30
                                multiple meanings

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