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    I'm attending a Baptist church tomorrow

    The church that I've been attending isn't going to work for me. It's a small Methodistchurch. A new pastor has taken over and she just isn't going to cut it. To tell the
    truth I don't like the way the UMC placed her. I also don't like that she's an
    ultraliberal/universalist.

    So I'm trying out a Baptist church tomorrow. Although I don't believe in some
    conservative interpretations I believe in the truth of Scripture for the salvation of
    man. We'll see.
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh
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  • #2
    You should join Westboro Baptist Church or else you're a ***.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
      You should join Westboro Baptist Church or else you're a ***.

      ... and God hates you.
      (\__/)
      (='.'=)
      (")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
        You should join Westboro Baptist Church or else you're a ***.
        Is that near Tulsa? I don't want to start using repulsive avatars like Asher does.
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • #5
          Your avatar is gayer than mine.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Asher View Post
            Your avatar is gayer than mine.
            It's classical. Yours is repulsive.
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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            • #7
              My avatar reflects Jesus. Yours reflects pedophilia.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                Is that near Tulsa? I don't want to start using repulsive avatars like Asher does.
                I believe they're centered in Topeka. Also, my avatar is far more repulsive.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Asher View Post
                  My avatar reflects Jesus. Yours reflects pedophilia.
                  No. Mine is a masterpiece - FACT!
                  Yours is a piece of perverted *** ****!
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                  • #10
                    You're sounding more and more like a Baptist every day.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #11
                      i think you'll fit right in at the baptist church kid.
                      "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                      "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Asher View Post
                        You're sounding more and more like a Baptist every day.
                        And what do you sound like Asher? If you keep talking about people you end up like them.
                        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                        • #13
                          You wish you were more like me.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by C0ckney View Post
                            i think you'll fit right in at the baptist church kid.
                            Hey don't think my judgement of an avatar has anything to do with people
                            or you're a damn fool.
                            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Asher View Post
                              You wish you were more like me.
                              There is nothing better or worse about you. Only God is good.
                              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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