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Given that I have a Masters Degree in US History (LOLZ another worthless liberal artz major), take a guess at which job I got hired for today.
You can only pick from the poll.
You can only pick from the poll.
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36fast food restaurant employee8.33%3garbage collector5.56%2janitor8.33%3retail cashier52.78%19pimp13.89%5banana vendor11.11%4A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican. -
Dunno, but good luck with it until you you find something better.
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Not fast food because you could have been gotten a job there.
Garbage collector... doubt it. That's a pretty well-paid union job.
Janitor? A gay janitor? Nah.
I'll go with retail cashier. While it does make the most sense, don't you have social problems that would make you not want to do such a job? But I'm guessing from your Wal-Mart experience, you'd get such a job.
Retail cashier.
And is 'banana vendor' a gay term?"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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MrFun, why can't you be like a barista at Starbucks or work at Cosi or Au Bon Pan or some other boutique-style food establishment? Bust your ass and move up to supervisor/manager, assistant manager, general manager, etc."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Duh. Are you saying that MrFun couldn't get such a job because he could get such a job. So I guess you are saying that he did get a job that he couldn't get. Umh, what I just wrote doesn't make any sense to me either.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
BTW A banana vendor is somebody who sells bananas. All polls must have a banana option.Comment
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I meant if he was willing to work such a job, he would have had it months ago. Granted, maybe desperation could have taken its toll and he re-appraised his 'standards' but I don't think that's what happened.Originally posted by Braindead View Post"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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I'm going to go with "welfare recipient".If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Retail cashier at the FABULOUS GAP."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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My guess... Janitor at a museum dedicated to Abraham Lincoln. (It's like "Good Will Hunting" but with AL instead of math.)Comment
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Congratulations, mrfun.
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this is why you can't get any stank on your hanglow.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostI wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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Oh yes, congrats btw!
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Not saying which crappy job I got, until more people guess.
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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****it. A job is a job. So long as it pays your rent who ****ing cares what it is?
(my vote on the poll: none of the above.
You got a job as Wiggy's *****. )Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. SureComment
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