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  • Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
    I wish I could live my whole life guided only by market-implied probabilities
    The downside is that you would have had to have worn Crocs shoes for the entirety of '07, and would always have to use new iProducts.

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    • You're still not making any sense.

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      • When I figure out how to dumb it down to your level, I'll let you in on the joke.

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        • I'm relatively sure you're incapable of telling actual jokes.

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          • Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
            I'm relatively sure you're incapable of telling actual jokes.
            what is your level of "sureness" relative to?
            like, your ability to pee in a dixie cup from across the room?

            + or -?
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • Relative to my sureness that your awesome former avatar was hypnotic/alluring/repulsive.

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              • Isn't it funny how when the market takes a **** everyone runs to the U.S. Treasury? Seriously, there was a massive flood of people all begging to buy treasures today because the stocks in private companies were performing like a turd thrown off the Empire State Building so the political hacks at S&P can suck it.
                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                • It's a well-established fact that I have told actual jokes on this forum. A few of them were even funny.

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                  • Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
                    Buying opportunity.
                    lololol

                    I says it's Oct '08 all over again, but worse!

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                    • Irony?

                      The downgrade in Treasuries caused investors to flee stocks for the safe haven of...Treasuries.
                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                      • Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                        My portfolio's down 7.5% on the day. 17% over 7 trading days.
                        Mine was also down 7.5% yesterday, almost exactly.

                        Down 15% last 5 trading days.

                        I'm still outperforming the S&P 500 over the past six months by 12% so I'm happy overall. Don't need these funds for ~30 years or so.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • Originally posted by Zoetstofzoetje View Post
                          lololol

                          I says it's Oct '08 all over again, but worse!
                          I made a lot of money in small-cap funds from early 09 until early this year. Sold much of it off to buy my house...evidently selling it near the (short-term) peak.

                          Time to start buying again.

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                          Last edited by Asher; August 9, 2011, 09:37.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • i'd wait a few months if i were you, the slaughter isn't over yet. don't try to catch a falling knife.

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                            • God, sometimes I wish I didn't believe the EMH. It's depressing...

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                              • EMH?
                                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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