Help Alby Get Sex. All Ideas Are Welcome.

[Dinner]

Oh, come on! Even I ****ed one of your English wenches.

[rah]

Rah, you're showing your age. I guarantee you if I said **** like that I would get a restraining order put on me. Holy **** is that some creepy **** to say.

How's that younger approach working for ya?

And the trick is to say it sincerely and not like a psycho.

[Provost Harrison]

Oh, come on! Even I ****ed one of your English wenches.

Some you win, some you lose I'm doing fantastically well at most parts of my life but this one alas. You'd think I'd have an overspill of confidence from other parts, but it never seems to quite happen this way. I somehow need to feel more comfortable in my own skin but I find this very hard.

[dannubis]

Smoke weed.

[Provost Harrison]

Doesn't do anything for me, alas. Beer is my poison

[Nikolai]

Rah, you're showing your age. I guarantee you if I said **** like that I would get a restraining order put on me. Holy **** is that some creepy **** to say.

Bull. Saying that is not a bad idea, if she likes you I think she'd be flattered and you would be moving in the right direction.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

You know Al B, you're absolutely right. Them biatches should know their place! What you need to do is, work up your muscle, to show them who's in charge (you, the MAN!).

There should be no misunderstanding that hooking up with you will mean that they will live to serve as your kitchen slave and baby factory. You should also NEVER wear one of these shirts, that would give the wrong impression:

[Pax]

Question, I really was'nt around for the whole Alby dating a prostitute phase. I do remember, vaguely, people mentioning it. What made her a prostitute? Did she have sex with other guys for money and take your money and not give you any *****. Why was she able to take others money and have sex with them but not have sex with you? By definition she can't be a prostitute and a virgin at the same time. So how do you know that she had sex with these other guys? And if she was having sex for money what would make her take your money then not have sex with you? You would think that she would want to give you the ***** so you would get hooked then she could take even more money. Or maybe there was something so special about you that she did not want to corrupt you. What do you think her reasoning was Al?

Did you get a handjob, blow job? Feel her Ass? breasts? See her naked?

[Az]

Ugh, that was painful to read. let me retry this:

Question:
1) I really was'nt around for the whole Alby dating a prostitute phase.

2)I do remember, vaguely, people mentioning it.

3)
3.1)What made her a prostitute?
3.2)Did she have sex with other guys for money and take your money and not give you any *****.
3.3)Why was she able to take others money and have sex with them but not have sex with you? By definition3.3.1) she can't be a prostitute and a virgin at the same time.
3.4)So how do you know that she had sex with these other guys?
3.5)And if she was having sex for money what would make her take your money then not have sex with you?

4)
4.1)You would think that she would want to give you the ***** so you would get hooked then she could take even more money.
4.2) Or maybe there was something so special about you that she did not want to corrupt you. What do you think her reasoning was Al?

5)
5.1)Did you get a handjob,
5.2)blow job?
5.3)Feel her Ass?
5.4)breasts?
5.5)See her naked?


Seriously, though, all are very important questions.

[Pax]

Thank you Az. hole I'm sure somebody has used that before but what the hell.

[Pax]

also 5.6)Phone sex?

[Az]

just playing. and yes, you are not original.

I also join these questions. I don't remember all of this.

[Pax]

I am very original. I just could'nt help myself.
Az you are right about your previous comment. At this point, if I can. I will find away to make it to Philadelphia and bring a girl with me for Al. Basically putting the fish on the hook. All he'll have to do is reel it in.
Come to think of it, Sending Al ***** may be a good cause for a fundraiser.

[Az]

Nono, giving fish is not the answer. Teach fishing instead.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

Give fish so that picking up fishing rod becomes easier.