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  • #16
    Me, I'm mostly a fan of breasts I'm allowed to touch. Beyond that, I'm not particularly discriminating.
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    • #17
      Point taken.
      But fake breasts aren't as fun to touch.
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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      • #18
        Pippa?



        Apparently, her parents have nice weddings for their daughters. And your kids would have interesting cousins.
        There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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        • #19
          I thought Provost was gay...
          Monkey!!!

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
            Me, I'm mostly a fan of breasts I'm allowed to touch. Beyond that, I'm not particularly discriminating.
            Originally posted by rah View Post
            Point taken.
            But fake breasts aren't as fun to touch.
            have any empirical evidence, rah?
            I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by MrFun View Post
              Get a girlfriend with the biggest boobs, and the smallest brain.
              Yeah. You're gay.
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #22
                It makes sense that al, being gay, has such a refined gaydar.
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                • #23
                  Why do straights like tits on a woman, but not on a man?

                  Inconsistent.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #24
                    For the same reason we don't like penises on women?

                    Usually. Loin's an exception.
                    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                    • #25
                      Also because moobs are usually due to corpulence, not attractiveness.
                      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                        It makes sense that al, being gay, has such a refined gaydar.
                        No; I'm referring to his false and denigrative conception of male tastes perpetuated by modern mass culture; that is, that men just want big boobs on a stupid woman.
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #27



                          She has fake tits and a willing mouth, so she meets criteria.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #28
                            Sigh... I don't know if I should post this... I apologize in advance for the chills that will go down your spine when you watch this:

                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • #29
                              Ain't a way in hell that I'm going to click Play.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                              • #30
                                It's from a TLC documentary or something. You won't see him ****ing it!
                                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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