Recommend Provost a New Girlfriend

[Egbert]

Now that Provost has come up in the world he has everything a chap could want but remains single. He has his high paid job, travelling the world, a new laptop, a fancy apartment, a bulging bank balance and so forth.

Recommend Provost a New Girlfriend.

No recommendations from Mobius please.

[MrFun]

Get a girlfriend with the biggest boobs, and the smallest brain.

[DaShi]

I recommend Mobius.

[SlowwHand]

[Egbert]

Get a girlfriend with the biggest boobs, and the smallest brain.

MrFun gives good advice.

[MrFun]

[Zoetstofzoetje]

oh, according to albie they're all the same anyway.

[alva]

On the off chance you might not have met her before...





Got a great twin sister btw... * nudge * *nudge * * wink * * wink *

[Dinner]

The Germans already own his soul so I think it is only just that he find a German girlfriend just to make things even. the Germans screw him so he should screw a German back.

As an added bonus his kids can get teased at school for being half-Hun.

[rah]

Get a girlfriend with the biggest boobs, and the smallest brain.

They may be fun in the short term but I like to look long term. Those big boobs will eventually be dragging on the ground and the smarter ones have a tendency to make more money as they age.

[Lorizael]

Ah, so you're suggesting that he gets a girlfriend smart enough to make enough money to afford fake, non-saggy boobs. Smart!

[rah]

fake tits are no fun.

[Dauphin]

They may be fun in the short term but I like to look long term. Those big boobs will eventually be dragging on the ground and the smarter ones have a tendency to make more money as they age.

Trade in.

[Lorizael]

fake tits are no fun.

I guess there's no pleasing you, is there?

[rah]

Yes, with real tits that aren't so big that they look cartoonish