Potential For Millions

[-Jrabbit]

Alby, just pretend it's 1990, which is probably about when this was written.
Or, try plugging in whatever current names make this work for you.

Or, better yet, develop a sense of humor.

[giblets]

I guess Al keeps better track of who the hot guys in the movies are.

[rah]

This is a variation of another old joke.
Where a man asks a women if she would sleep with him for a million dollars and she says yes but when asked if she would sleep with him for a buck she slaps him and says, do you think I'm a whore? To which he replies, that's already been determined, we're just haggling over the price.

[Al B. Sure!]

Yeah. Just like I thought. All women will prostitute themselves for some given amount of money. Things like morals and a pre-existing relationship mean nothing when money for more handbags and shoes is at stake.

[MikeH]

WTF.

Could make the same statement about men and it'd be equally untrue.

[Al B. Sure!]

WTF.

Could make the same statement about men and it'd be equally untrue.

Oh but no... men are the hypersexual savages so everyone knows they would!

[rah]

Hmm, I'm sure if Women asked men if they would have sex with them for a buck most would say, sure, why so much.

[giblets]

Yeah. Just like I thought. All women will prostitute themselves for some given amount of money. Things like morals and a pre-existing relationship mean nothing when money for more handbags and shoes is at stake.

How did you infer that from a joke? Or is this just another one of your misogynistic rants? Or was this meant to be a joke despite not being funny?

[Al B. Sure!]

How did you infer that from a joke? Or is this just another one of your misogynistic rants? Or was this meant to be a joke despite not being funny?

Are you denying the veracity of it?

[MikeH]

Oh but no... men are the hypersexual savages so everyone knows they would!

Would you have sex with a random woman for $1?

[MikeH]

Are you denying the veracity of it?

I am.

[giblets]

Are you denying the veracity of it?

What do you want me to do, offer every woman a million dollars and see if they agree to have sex? No, I don't think all women would sell themselves for large quantities of money.

[Al B. Sure!]

Neither of you have known too many women then. Don't let the mirage of moral femininity blind you. There's some who would be so moral but there's more than enough who would **** for enough handbags and shoes.

They'll also deny it but if the money is there, they wouldn't hesitate to open their legs.

[MikeH]

Outside the slum not everyone's a crack whore Alby.

[giblets]

Neither of you have known too many women then. Don't let the mirage of moral femininity blind you. There's some who would be so moral but there's more than enough who would **** for enough handbags and shoes.

They'll also deny it but if the money is there, they wouldn't hesitate to open their legs.

Your dating experiences consist of what, a prostitute? Is that supposed to be a representative sample?