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    Little Johnny comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help.

    "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

    His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you have learned."

    Little Johnny is puzzled but decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone would give you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

    His mother looks around shyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."

    Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

    His sister looks up and says, "Oh my god! Definitely!"

    Little Johnny goes back to his father who asks, "Well, what did you learn?"

    Little Johnny says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. POTENTIALLY, we're sitting on two million bucks, but in REALITY, we're living with a couple of whores."
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #4
        Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
        Little Johnny comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help.

        "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

        His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you have learned."

        Little Johnny is puzzled but decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone would give you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

        His mother looks around shyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."

        Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

        His sister looks up and says, "Oh my god! Definitely!"

        Little Johnny goes back to his father who asks, "Well, what did you learn?"

        Little Johnny says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. POTENTIALLY, we're sitting on two million bucks, but in REALITY, we're living with a couple of whores."
        Eww what nasty **** is this? Robert Redford is 74 and Brad Pitt is 47! WTF SLOWW?!

        What kind of freaky ass mother does Little Johnny have and his sister? Oh my god. She's a teenager and she wants to sleep with a 47 year old man?!
        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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        • #5
          You're the biggest idiot that I know.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            Thanks
            APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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            • #7
              I liked your joke, Sloww.
              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
              "Capitalism ho!"

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                You're the biggest idiot that I know.
                Concise and to the point ! Way to go Tex !
                "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                  I liked your joke, Sloww.
                  It's cute because he called his mother and sister whores.
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #10
                    You don't have a price Alby?

                    Almost everyone has a price

                    What wouldn't you do for half a million dollars?
                    I need a foot massage

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                    • #11
                      I like it

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                      • #12
                        I don't like it anymore.
                        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                        "Capitalism ho!"

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                        • #13
                          The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

                          "Oh my God", said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

                          "The doctor replied, "That man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode, and he would die instantly."

                          "Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen.

                          On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient oral sex.

                          "Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

                          The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
                          Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Barnabas View Post
                            You don't have a price Alby?

                            Almost everyone has a price

                            Who wouldn't you do for half a million dollars?
                            I fixed this post for ya.
                            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                              Eww what nasty **** is this? Robert Redford is 74 and Brad Pitt is 47! WTF SLOWW?!

                              What kind of freaky ass mother does Little Johnny have and his sister? Oh my god. She's a teenager and she wants to sleep with a 47 year old man?!
                              Time for your medication.
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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