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  • #31
    Never jailed. I was picked up and put in a lineup once, back in college. Scared the bleep out of me, even though I hadn't done anything wrong.

    Fortunately, I was not identified as the rapist.
    Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
    RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
      I'm sure you'll never have to be particularly careful then.

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      • #33
        the land of the free has among the largest prison populations on the planet

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        • #34
          Jails
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          • #35
            Originally posted by Berzerker View Post
            the land of the free has among the largest prison populations on the planet
            you have the highest per capita, and by quite some distance.
            "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

            "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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            • #36
              what should we do with the criminals? everyone seems to be against death. can't send them to a penal colony. no prison planets or islands. Suggestions?

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              • #37
                Release them?
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                  Release them?
                  they already do that when they get too full

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                  • #39
                    I was with a bunch of up standing citizens in my pod. One guy had been there for 3 weeks. I asked what for? and he told me shop lifting. Third offense this time, he got caught trying to steal a pair of women panties. It is very, very hard not to laugh when they are being serious. I can hold my own, but these guys scared me a little. I was glad when I took my shirt off that I have tattoos, it was hot and humid. I did not want to get sweat stains all over my new shirt.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Post
                      what should we do with the criminals? everyone seems to be against death. can't send them to a penal colony. no prison planets or islands. Suggestions?
                      Why can't we send them to a penal colony. "Papillon" was a good idea. Drop them off and they're on their own.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Post
                        what should we do with the criminals? everyone seems to be against death. can't send them to a penal colony. no prison planets or islands. Suggestions?
                        If people got free panties they wouldn't have to shoplift them.
                        APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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                        • #42
                          What?
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Post
                            I was with a bunch of up standing citizens in my pod. One guy had been there for 3 weeks. I asked what for? and he told me shop lifting. Third offense this time, he got caught trying to steal a pair of women panties.
                            APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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                            • #44
                              That's really a stupid thing, isn't it? Wouldn't that suck if they label him habitual and he does hard time for it. OMG, what a dork.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                              • #45
                                I dunno, I've been in a panic because of the lack of clean underpants before, maybe he had a lady friend in similar circumstance? There should be some emergency underpants delivery service.
                                APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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