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  • #46
    Mass rationalization.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #47
      APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Perfection View Post
        I dunno, I've been in a panic because of the lack of clean underpants before, maybe he had a lady friend in similar circumstance? There should be some emergency underpants delivery service.
        Some completely useless advice for you Perfs:
        Wash them in advance.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Braindead View Post
          Some completely useless advice for you Perfs:
          Wash them in advance.

          I do that, but sometimes something goes awry in the process and I'm left in an emergency situation!
          APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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          • #50
            Move back home, your Mum will sort everything else for you.
            Or get a wife and have her organise the laundry.
            You need somebody who can wash stuff if you are having that much trouble with it.

            Mum
            Wife

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            • #51
              It's called "Going native".
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Braindead View Post
                Move back home, your Mum will sort everything else for you.
                Or get a wife and have her organise the laundry.
                You need somebody who can wash stuff if you are having that much trouble with it.

                Mum
                Wife
                I dunno if that always works, I mean the panties stealing man's wife/mum/lady friend obviously was deficient in panty management!
                APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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                • #53
                  Nah, he was probably a cross dresser.

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                  • #54
                    Two pages so far and Bugs or someone hasn't come in here and said it's properly spelled 'gaol'?
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Braindead View Post
                      Nah, he was probably a cross dresser.
                      While I am relying on DFG being a though and accurate reporter here, I would say if the dude was a crossdresser DFG would have noticed.
                      APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Perfection View Post
                        While I am relying on DFG being a though and accurate reporter here, I would say if the dude was a crossdresser DFG would have noticed.
                        No he would not have. A few weeks ago, Docfeelgood thought a man in drag was a female in a video he posted.

                        It was an obvious trannie too. So ****ing obvious. Like with an Adam's Melon!
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                          Two pages so far and Bugs or someone hasn't come in here and said it's properly spelled 'gaol'?
                          You have just pointed that out thus sparing Bugs or someone the trouble.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Perfection View Post
                            While I am relying on DFG being a though and accurate reporter here, I would say if the dude was a crossdresser DFG would have noticed.
                            no, I don't think he was a cross dresser

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                              No he would not have. A few weeks ago, Docfeelgood thought a man in drag was a female in a video he posted.

                              It was an obvious trannie too. So ****ing obvious. Like with an Adam's Melon!
                              Hey!!! that was a honest mistake

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Post
                                Hey!!! that was a honest mistake
                                He didn't choke on a piece of apple. He choked on the WHOLE apple!
                                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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