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  • #16
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #17
      What sort of misunderstandings? Were they of the nature of "Oh yeah, I wasn't meaning to point my shotgun at YOU, officer!" or something like that?
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
      ){ :|:& };:

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      • #18
        Was in the back of a cop car once and driven home, but that's it. Canada.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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        • #19
          Spent a night in jail in Ocean City, MD for possession with intent to use (to wit: Marihuana), that was June of 2001. Back in July of '09 I spent a day in jail clearing up a misunderstanding about a bench warrant. They'd sent the summons to the wrong address.

          Jail definitely sucks, but you meet a lot of interesting people.
          John Brown did nothing wrong.

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          • #20
            A few minutes in a cell about 25 years ago getting processed for possession of Mary Jane.

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            • #21
              Do mental institutions count?

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              • #22
                I would say so.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #23
                  A few years ago, Mrs. T got pulled over and called me to tell me they were taking her to jail, warrant for no show on a traffic ticket. I needed to come pick up her car so it wasn't towed.

                  I get there, the (female) officer asks to see my license to make sure I'm okay. I'm not. The Mrs. and I spend about an hour and a half in cells near, but not visible, to each other.

                  ACK!
                  Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                  • #24
                    What a couple of scoff laws!
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #25
                      I bailed a friend out of a jail once, but that's it.
                      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                      • #26
                        I got my first speeding ticket two weeks ago!

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                        • #27
                          I've been in an abandoned jail.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Asher View Post
                            Was in the back of a cop car once and driven home, but that's it. Fairfax County.
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                            • #29
                              TIP if you should ever locked up with a bunch of criminals. Do not under any circumstance show that you are a high intellect.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Post
                                TIP if you should ever locked up with a bunch of criminals. Do not under any circumstance show that you are a high intellect.
                                I'm sure you'll never have to be particularly careful then.
                                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                                ){ :|:& };:

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