Would you lend me $300 until payday?

[Provost Harrison]

Indeed. However my country changed its name from Upper Volta to Burkina Faso some years ago. My word is indeed my bond. Now if you would kindly remit the funds to my secret Leichtenstein bank account we could then discuss the wonderful investment opportunities available in my country. I am sure a gentlemen of your substantial means is looking for investment opportunities in emerging markets.

Ah, these damn backwards sh*tholes changing their names. Did you know that Leichtenstein also changed their name to Liechtenstein...something to do with it being the correct name in German

[Thoth]

Also, NYC > Montreal > the rest of Canada

The only city that even comes close is Halifax.

WTF?

Can I please have the phone number of whomever it is that you are buying dope from?


And an introduction to them.


'Cause those scumbags that have been selling me my dope have obviously not been selling the primo stuff.


Stop hogging it.

[Felch]

If I was going to buy a gun then I'd want a real preban automatic tommy gun. They no doubt cost hundreds of thousands if not millions though.

Tommy guns are ****ing heavy. It's a lot of metal and a lot of wood. Also the big drum magazines are notoriously unreliable.

[Felch]

That being said, I'd certainly want one if I could get it.

[N35t0r]

That's sad

No, it's about 10 bottles of Rhum.

[Dinner]

Did Braindead ever put his add on Craigslist?

[Egbert]

No ad on Craiglist.

Should I:
- stand on a street corner
- advertise on the internet
- join a parlour
- or what?

[Dinner]

Being an internet whore sounds safest as 1) you get to screen clients first 2) cops are less likely to find you there and 3) you can get the johns to agree to prices in advance thus avoiding the cheapskates. Make it happen.