Would you lend me $300 until payday?

[Egbert]

I need to pay a couple of bills. I'll pay you back as soon as I get paid. Promise.

[Perfection]

Sure, give me your bank account number and I'll wire the money to you.

[Egbert]

Perfs, have you been banned from Civfanatics again?

[Perfection]

nope

[Aeson]

Pay my flights and hotel, and I'll give you $300 cash. No need to pay back! It's time for me to reset my visa anyways...

[MOBIUS]

I need to pay a couple of bills. I'll pay you back as soon as I get paid. Promise.

Only if you're a suddenly widowed Nigerian princess.

[dannubis]

Where is the option: I don't care if you die but you don't get my money - except under the form of bullets and bombs?

[ColdWizard]

I don't loan money, but will give money to family or close friends. They then have the option to give me a gift of money or goods of equivalent, greater, or lesser value at some later date.

[Dinner]

I need to pay a couple of bills. I'll pay you back as soon as I get paid. Promise.

I suggest you become a craigslist hooker and sell that ass.

[Egbert]

Aeson:
Thank you for your generous offer. Your generosity is appreciated and I am giving your offer all due consideration.

Mobius:
Yes, I am a suddenly widowed Nigerian princess. Please remit the funds to my secret bank account in Leichtenstein.

Dannubis:
The "no" option will suffice. No need for talk of death and bullets.

Oerdin:
Thank you for your most excellent and helpful idea. I am now looking forward to my new career as a prostitute.

[N35t0r]

I really don't have that much money to spare

[KrazyHorse]

That's sad

[SlowwHand]

Anyone want to buy a Mossberg Persuader 12 gauge shotgun? Comes with alternate pistol grip, manual and a box of Heavy Dove shells. Never had a round chambered. $300. Perfect home defense.

[KrazyHorse]

I doubt that is legal in NYC

[Uncle Sparky]

Sure, give me your bank account number and I'll wire the money to you.

Damn... I wanted to say that...