How can I hunt down this woman and get my money back?

[Al B. Sure!]

I'm trying to figure out her grandfather's name. They're in some looney non-denominational church which I wished I remembered the name of. I think it's also outside of the city which complicates matters.

[giblets]

I know personal information (complete with photographs and video recordings) about her that could scandalize her with her pastor grandfather. She lives with her grandparents. I get her address, I get their address, I can blackmail her.

We don't have to take this to court if I don't have a case. There's ways this situation can be handled where I either get my money or I exact righteous retribution.

Good plan. Some people would just send the photographs to her grandfather to get revenge without committing a felony, but I don't see how this could possibly go wrong

[MRT144]

I'll give you $100 if you can provide me with information (like an address) and using this information, I retrieve my money. The dilemma is she has a common name.

My money is good. I'm not like Oerdin promising me a copy of Civ5 and not fulfilling that promise.

Do we have a deal?

Make it $100+$25/h and I'll draw up a contract and a liability release form and fax it to you. You'll pay the base 100 up front which entitles you to 4 hours of services, and I will bill you for the time before I give you the information. I make no promises of finding the person and you can always opt out of additional time after the first 4 hours. If you call off my services for any reason you will not be billed for any hourly work I've done but are not entitled to a refund on your upfront fee. Also, if at any time I do find the info you are looking for I will make you an offer on that information that will include an hourly rate plus another 100 flat fee.

[Al B. Sure!]

Make it $100+$25/h and I'll draw up a contract and a liability release form and fax it to you. You'll pay the base 100 up front which entitles you to 4 hours of services, and I will bill you for the time before I give you the information. I make no promises of finding the person and you can always opt out of additional time after the first 4 hours. If you call off my services for any reason you will not be billed for any hourly work I've done but are not entitled to a refund on your upfront fee. Also, if at any time I do find the info you are looking for I will make you an offer on that information that will include an hourly rate plus another 100 flat fee.

Bull****. You ask for too much.

[SlowwHand]

What a deal.

[pchang]

Bull****. You ask for too much.

You only said that because the person asking didn't have a vagina.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

let it go albie. you got yourself royally screwed. send the pics to grandpa if that makes you feel better, other than that get over it.

[-Jrabbit]

"Female"?

I've reached the point where I now think of Alby as a Ferengi.

[Koyaanisqatsi]

A Ferengi would not have made this deal.

[-Jrabbit]

OK, wrt women anyway.
He obviously lacks the Ferengi gift for acquisition.

[Al B. Sure!]

Okay I did something that made her so emotional that she sent me a text saying she was going to give me the money back. In case it rings hollow, that's more evidence for small claims court

[Asher]

Go on Judge Judy.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

Okay I did something that made her so emotional that she sent me a text saying she was going to give me the money back. In case it rings hollow, that's more evidence for small claims court

details, details!

also FOLLOW UP ON THIS

MAKE AN APPOINTMENT. TELL HER YOU WILL PICK IT UP ON X AT Y O'CLOCK SPECIFICALLY.

if she fails to appear, make true on your threat

[Al B. Sure!]

She offered to come by and give me $100 right now but considering her emotional distress... ah... I told her to wait til she got it all together. I can't risk her trying to kill me or something. Rather have her give it to me whole and after she has cooled down.

[Tupac Shakur]

she put some bling bling on her lowrider with that cash y'all. she ain't not gonna give none of it back yo; she don't wanna give 300 guys head y'know.

Jesus, shut the **** up, you racist.