Anybody want a cat?

[Thoth]

I think I've been playing too much Dwarf Fortress lately.


My first reaction was to turn the cats into +cat leather+ and *cat tallow roasts*

My second reaction was to wonder how we can weaponize them.

*sigh*

Thread needs more Magma.

[Hauldren Collider]

Guynemer, can you post pictures?

[Thoth]

Guynemer, can you post pictures?

With Magma.



(and at least a 15z level drop)

[Docfeelgood]

Guynemer, can you post pictures?

you don't know what a pvssy looks like?

[Provost Harrison]

I think MOBIUS mixed up "monotonic" with "monotonous"

You are so clever!

[Guynemer]

Guynemer, can you post pictures?

Didn't take any at the time, I'll see if the folks they're fostering with can do so.

Mom in calico. One baby is all white, another is all orange (the only male), and the other two are grey with dark stripes.

[b etor]

The kittens are 1-2 months away from being able to leave mom, and mom will need a home too. If you're interested, PM me.

Oh my goodness, please post pictures.
I figured they'd have to be at least 6 weeks old. No big. I'll talk to my parents and see if they are interested. I'd take them all with me, but my sorority house has a no pet policy. My 17 year old sister has been wanting a pet for so long now. It'd be such a great present.

[giblets]

There is a critical number of cats after which it is impossible not to just monotonically increase the number of cats you own. After about six there is basically no stopping it.

Incorrect, if one of the cats dies then there is a decrease in cats.

[SlowwHand]

Incorrect.

I can make you a bulk deal, buy one and get 5 free. Let's make a deal here.

[Cort Haus]

There is a critical number of cats after which it is impossible not to just monotonically increase the number of cats you own. After about six there is basically no stopping it.

This is known as the Cat Event Horizon.

[Wiglaf]

I'm sorry did anyone ever explain what monotonic does mean?

[SlowwHand]

Definition of MONOTONIC
1: characterized by the use of or uttered in a monotone
2: having the property either of never increasing or of never decreasing as the values of the independent variable or the subscripts of the terms increase

[Wiglaf]

Can you explain what that means?

[Berzerker]

we need cats around here, packrats chew thru damn near everything... A good mouser is worth the small cost of room and board
Strangely enough, we lost our mouser a week after 2 kittens showed up around Christmas. They were followed a couple weeks later by their mommy (and she's a good mouser )

damn, I had a friend back in SoCal who spoke in monotone. It was so bad the guy could induce dizzy spells if I had to stand for very long listening to him.

[Wiglaf]

If someone doesn't explain what this word means I am going to start flipping a **** over here.