Anybody want a cat?

[Guynemer]

Heading to Jersey Mike's for lunch today, I saw a brand-new mommy cat with four kittens under the air conditioner. Poor thing was all skin and bones. I called Galnemer, she came with all her feral cat gear, which proved utterly unnecessary as the sweet thing was tame as could be, and walked straight into the cage and promptly ate three whole cans of cat food and drank a bowl and a half of water.

She and her kittens (maybe two weeks old) are boarding with a family friend until we find homes. Any Ohioans interested?

[Berzerker]

doin the lord's work, but nope, sorry... We recently took in 3 ourselves

[Al B. Sure!]

Behind my house, there's a bunch of kittens. The mother cat is huge though. Looks like a bobcat. No starving stray cat here.

[MrFun]

Why only Ohioans? You have a prejudicial belief that only Ohioans are fit to raise cats?

[Docfeelgood]

Why only Ohioans? You have a prejudicial belief that only Ohioans are fit to raise cats?

If you lift up the cats tail you can see by the initial that the cat is from Ohio.

[SlowwHand]

I have 13 cats. Crazy cat man has no room at the inn.

[MrFun]

Thirteen ****ing cats!? WHY?

[Docfeelgood]

Thirteen ****ing cats!? WHY?

a man who likes p*ssy must be a difficult concept for you

[OzzyKP]

I have 13 cats. Crazy cat man has no room at the inn.

[Al B. Sure!]

Debbie, the Villanova MBA grad, would like a cat.


And Sloww's the cat lady man

[Tupac Shakur]

I have 13 cats. Crazy cat man has no room at the inn.

I never suspected, but this makes so much sense.

[Provost Harrison]

I have 13 cats. Crazy cat man has no room at the inn.

You're like that woman off the Simpsons...

[Docfeelgood]

I never suspected, but this makes so much sense.

white boy

[MrFun]

The cats are probably suffering from overcrowding at Slowwy's home.

[Hauldren Collider]

There is a critical number of cats after which it is impossible not to just monotonically increase the number of cats you own. After about six there is basically no stopping it.