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  • #91
    Originally posted by AAHZ View Post
    agreed. Albert's-Resignationâ„¢ (or quitting, running, giving up, and couldn't hang) letter really was a majestic piece of poetry


    for those that missed it here is Albert's mastered audio version:

    So bad its hilarious.

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    • #92
      Nice MLK impersonation.
      "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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      • #93
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        Last edited by ZEE; June 4, 2011, 06:07.
        The Wizard of AAHZ

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        • #94
          Too many "big" words for me to continue listening. If one sounds more like Rocky Balboa than John Houseman, its better to stick to common usage.
          We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
          If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
          Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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          • #95
            Originally posted by SpencerH View Post
            Too many "big" words for me to continue listening. If one sounds more like Rocky Balboa than John Houseman, its better to stick to common usage.
            So I'm supposed to sound like an uneducated fool because of my accent?
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
              So I'm supposed to sound like an uneducated fool because of my accent?
              It's a letter of resignation. Not the Gettysburg Address.
              "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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              • #97
                I didnt say that. Consider though, that complex language that is perfectly acceptable when written can sound ridiculous when spoken.
                We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
                If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
                Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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                • #98
                  23. Get rid of that godawful accent.

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
                    23. Get rid of that godawful accent.
                    What's wrong with how I speak, Nebraska boy?
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • It makes you sound unintelligent, which makes you less appealing to potential employers.

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                      • 24. Learn to be more concise. Your whole resignation speech could've been summed up in one sentence.

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                        • "Fuck you, I'm quitting!"
                          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                          ){ :|:& };:

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                          • Accurate enough, but I was thinking more of something along the lines of "Thank you for the opportunity, but I'm not feeling fulfilled in my current position and have decided to seek employment elsewhere."

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                            • Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                              "Fuck you, I'm quitting!"
                              HC

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                              • Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
                                Accurate enough, but I was thinking more of something along the lines of "Thank you for the opportunity, but I'm not feeling fulfilled in my current position and have decided to seek employment elsewhere."
                                Pretty much.
                                "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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