Why is it so hard to be a part-time bank teller (or to get any job)?

[Al B. Sure!]

I never said anything about your address. It was easier to just reach my client contact within Wells Fargo and have him pull up the corporate directory. All I meant by the branches business was that you only came up in the directory under some kind of subregional cluster of branches that took some more narrowing down via skype.

I only came up? I wouldn't be in the corporate directory yet. My background check hasn't cleared yet

[Darius871]

I only came up? I wouldn't be in the corporate directory yet. My background check hasn't cleared yet

How the **** would you know what a Minneapolis replevin manager or his friend in HR would or would not see when they search for your name in whatever colossal databases they have access to? I don't know every detail about what they use.

[Lorizael]

You're an astoundingly good liar, Darius.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

anyways, this is exactly the reason why i will only go so far in giving out personal details here. i don't want to play these mind-games.

[Asher]

You're an astoundingly good liar, Darius.

Lawyers are.

[rah]

Gullibility plays a part here also.

[Darius871]

Gullibility plays a part here also.

No kidding. I didn't expect anyone to fall for it after the Felch and DFG episodes, let alone avenge my supposed internet stalking by meticulously internet-stalking me. I never even took the time to find whatever Alby's real name is. Oh well, entertainment accomplished.

[MRT144]

I'm interested in becoming a skip tracer, btw.

[Darius871]

I'm interested in becoming a skip tracer, btw.

You definitely have the instincts for it. Hook up with an Accurint account and you'll be like a kid in a candy store.

[MRT144]

You definitely have the instincts for it. Hook up with an Accurint account and you'll be like a kid in a candy store.

My wife also has a huge interest in becoming a private investigator but the Washington State laws concerning who can and cannot become PIs is ludicrous. I guess the Magnum PI epidemic of the 80s was too much for the state to handle.
At her current job at Northwestern Mutual she does skip tracing stuff all the time because a policy is about to lapse or a premium payment has been missed or medical history needs to be verified.

[rah]

No kidding. I didn't expect anyone to fall for it after the Felch and DFG episodes, let alone avenge my supposed internet stalking by meticulously internet-stalking me. I never even took the time to find whatever Alby's real name is. Oh well, entertainment accomplished.

I was surprised as well. I thought it was pretty obvious, but I guess it wasn't. Well played.

[Darius871]

And if your brother is also a lawyer who lives in Minnesota. And is your age. And has your birthday. Are you a twin also? I'm identical by the way. That's right, there's two of me running around. It's pretty sweet.

BTW, you have no idea how funny that post was to me, because perhaps the second-most memorable thing from my bar exam (right behind my having laughed out loud at a few silly questions to the chagrin of my overstressed neighbors) was actually seeing two perfectly identical twins with the same exact haircuts sit down and take the same exact bar exam in the same exact room, out of like ten huge rooms with random assignment. I guess without clever bathroom swaps their wearing different outfits means they couldn't have allocated study topics and cheated, but in any case the comic potential of identical twin lawyers is infinite. I smell a sitcom in the making.

[DaShi]

Damn, I was hoping that Alpert would try to turn this around on you and pretend he was fired because of your phony emails. That would really have people doubting what was really happening.

[a.kitman]

BTW, you have no idea how funny that post was to me, because perhaps the second-most memorable thing from my bar exam (right behind my having laughed out loud at a few silly questions to the chagrin of my overstressed neighbors) was actually seeing two perfectly identical twins with the same exact haircuts sit down and take the same exact bar exam in the same exact room, out of like ten huge rooms with random assignment. I guess without clever bathroom swaps their wearing different outfits means they couldn't have allocated study topics and cheated, but in any case the comic potential of identical twin lawyers is infinite. I smell a sitcom in the making.

lol whatever you where serious or not is irrelevant. your scum and a idiot. only thing saveing you is that the moderation of this site is as pathetic as you.

[Darius871]

lol whatever you where serious or not is irrelevant. your scum and a idiot. only thing saveing you is that the moderation of this site is as pathetic as you.

I can't imagine anything more miserable than going through every day with an attitude as bitter and judgmental as yours. Fortunately I'll never experience it.