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The thread where Poly guesses the #1 reason I get paged overnight/on the weekend
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Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
Holy ****ing ****, how did you know that?!
Yes. The vast majority of my nights on call (>80%), I will receive a MINIMUM of one call about constipation.
I mean, seriously, do you people call your doctors at midnight when you're constipated? What exactly do these folks think is going to happen that they need to call me in the middle of the night?"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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Originally posted by Docfeelgood View PostAs a healer , you have little patience and compassion for your patients.
Your nurses should be teaching and explaining."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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I hope the next shift you get inundated by babies having feasted on creamed peas.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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