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Phew, thank god I avoided all that! 
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Exactly.Originally posted by MikeH View PostLife is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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My guess was new mothers were kept awake at night wondering why a pediatrics office in 2011 was still using pagers.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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That their little darling might overinflate and pop?Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
I mean, seriously, do you people call your doctors at midnight when you're constipated? What exactly do these folks think is going to happen that they need to call me in the middle of the night?No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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A good shaking loosens the little buggers right up. No constipation worries.
"Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy CarterComment
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Is it the Daily Mail harrassing you about being a kiddyfiddler?
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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I was gonna say "foreign object" but that's adults, isn't it...
The only time we called up the pediatrician and wanted an appointment pronto (this was mid-weed, during normal hours) involved blood. A tiny amount of blood that was, ultimately, nothing to worry about, but blood nonetheless. And THE BOOK we own said there was a small chance of blah blah blah so better safe than sorry and all that.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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Oh?Originally posted by Arrian View PostClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Blood in the stool, by all means, call.
Little Trevor hasn't pooped in a day? Go **** yourself. Not to put too fine a point on it."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Stop whining. You should've known what you were getting into.
We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.Comment
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As a healer , you have little patience and compassion for your patients.Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
Blood in the stool, by all means, call.
Little Trevor hasn't pooped in a day? Go **** yourself. Not to put too fine a point on it.
Your nurses should be teaching and explaining.Comment
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I didn't think this thread was only about first-time parents. I was referring to parents in general.Originally posted by MikeH View PostA lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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