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Originally posted by The Mad Monk
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and the 74 gremlin on cinder blocks in the front yard is an "American Motors provided Nature Preserve".
"Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter -
My dandelion patch is at two acres and growing.
No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Work really hard for a month, get everything in shape, and take pictures of your perfect lawn. Post it to all your social networking sites and put it as a background on all your computers. Never invite anyone over to the house. Then just pretend that's how it really is from then on
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Ah, the North.Originally posted by Zoetstofzoetje View PostJon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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with the isolation as it is, imagine what it would be like if they did not carpet everything... bloody freezing iglooSocrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"Comment
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Well currently I have not had this problem as I have rented so far...I will probably buy a place in a couple of years so I have very few maintenance activities. I had a house previously but the grounds were communally maintained which suits me down to the ground - I don't do gardening. Now I have a 3 bed city centre pad so I don't have any gardening whatsoever to worry about.
Which reminds me, I must hire a cleaner
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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The only thing I actually put effort into is our vegetable garden. There's a payoff there: food. Tomatoes, mostly, but also basil, carrots, lettuce, cucumbers, strawberries and asparagus (not much though, this is only year 3).
Well, I did recently do battle with underbrush (small trees and a TON of prickers) in the forested-but-within-the-fenceline area out back. I love that area, because the dogs can do their business there, not in the lawn itself. They're pretty good about that. By "doing battle" I mean going out there with clippers and spending ~2 hours laying waste (note: not timed. Betcha it was 1 hour). That's battle for me, after which I have clearly earned the right to drink tasty beer.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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Not gonna lie, I love plumbing."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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You mean laying pipe?Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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More gay slang?Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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I'm the bawdy butcher, give you dick by the pound.Originally posted by Boris Godunov View Post"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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that's what the English call a BBCComment
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Originally posted by Zoetstofzoetje View Post
Ah, that's my kind of DIY.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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It gets better. When the bathroom wall showed a leak, he didn't fix the leak, he added another layer of bricks.Comment
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