A Game of Thrones - TV Show Discussion Thread

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Felt there have been far too little hodoring and nudity in the first few episodes. Perhaps this should be a spoiler.

I understand they're trying to tone down the nudity after one of the actresses walked off the set after being asked to do yet another nude scene.

[Cort Haus]

I can't believe this hasn't been posted on this thread:



Part 2 has embedding disabled.

http://youtu.be/63lE2ns_vUY

[DaShi]

In other news, I just counted the number of times "lemon cake" appears in all five books currently published (inspired by the presence of lemon cake in the last episode) and the number is 19.

19 times.

GRRM is gonna die from eating too much lemon cake before he can publish The Winds of Winter. It is known.

Mmm mmm. Love me some lemon cake.

[Hauldren Collider]

Yeah, GRRM's sex scenes are usually pretty goddamn bad.

[regexcellent]

Don't forget Hodor's swinging dick manhood fat pink mast.

Spoiler:

If I do this, I am no better than Dareon, Sam thought, but it felt too good to stop. And suddenly his **** was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast. It looked so silly standing there that he might have laughed, but Gilly pushed him back onto her pallet...

[kittenOFchaos]

I'm really not convinced that contemporary porn stars look much like cod-medieval prostitutes would have.

Then again, are HBO-watchers ready for that authentic body hair and non-plastic boob experience?

We had to watch Theon Greyjoy and one of the less attractive wenches have at it on the ship across to the Iron Islands...

[Guynemer]

In HBO's defense, I don't recall any particular set of tits looking plastic; the most frequently seen tits (Ros) are large, but appear natural. Shae (an actual former porn actress, if memory serves) has a natural chest as well.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I'm really not convinced that contemporary porn stars look much like cod-medieval prostitutes would have.

Then again, are HBO-watchers ready for that authentic body hair and non-plastic boob experience?

[regexcellent]

No, a lot of the prostitutes that show up one-off are porn stars. It makes sense, really.

[Guynemer]

One?

[regexcellent]

I was surprised at how many people they cast in minor roles who are porn stars.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Yes, you may see Ygritte's boobs, you horny toad.

[regexcellent]

Hodor.

Besides, the nudity probably would've been of Talisa, and who wants to see that horrible dog-faced cow naked?

We don't get any sex scenes between Robb and Jeyne Westerling in the books, probably because his mother would have to be watching.

[Hauldren Collider]

But Ygritte! God dammit!

[Imran Siddiqui]

I wonder... this may be the season that they ramp down on the nudity now that they've got everyone sucked in.