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  • #76
    What the hell is wrong with you? What ever gave you the idea that this is how you go about convincing people that you're not absolutely retarded?
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    • #77
      Originally posted by loinburger View Post
      What the hell is wrong with you? What ever gave you the idea that this is how you go about convincing people that you're not absolutely retarded?
      Hey I'm mirroring yall positions and it sounds so absurd, right? Exactly. ****ing exactly.

      If the reflection in the mirror is ugly as ****, how do you think the person looking in the mirror looks?

      How's that for recursion?
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #78
        Why won't people bang you?
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #79
          Oh no, it's like he's turned a mirror on us! A retarded unemployed thug mirror! Now I can see myself for what I really am - not a retarded unemployed thug who argues about xkcd!
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          • #80
            This is why you don't have a job or a girlfriend, Al. You're too busy arguing about a webcomic.

            You're reaching Ben levels of pathetic.

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            • #81
              Well sorry that Imran, Asher, loinburger, etc. did not allow me to have my opinion that that comic was terrible.


              See this is Apolyton Twilight Zone at its finest. Seriously. Go back and read the first two pages of this thread and see where I just stated that one strip was terrible and left it alone. I was then piled on with posts about I'm either stupid or my sense of humor is nonexistent. After many comments to this effect by multiple posters, I then responded.

              And yet I'm the loser arguing about a webcomic? The Twilight Zone at its finest.
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                I'm the loser arguing about a webcomic
                Yes.

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                • #83
                  Humor is a hierarchy:

                  my post < xkcd plato's cave < crotch kick < al b's comic < asher having to use goto < xkcd penis lamp < this thread

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Aeson View Post
                    Humor is a hierarchy:

                    my post < xkcd plato's cave < crotch kick < al b's comic < asher having to use goto < xkcd penis lamp < this thread
                    Umm... I think you got your inequalities backwards.
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #85
                      Hey and my comic was clever. It just went over all of your heads!

                      Have any of you ever even read Averroes' Search by Borges?

                      It was bitingly relevant to the meaning of comedy, perfect in small details (Imran being Pakistani worked perfectly with Averroes' companion returning from India and describing drama), and a satire of the random academic references of XKCD. Oh and the story by Borges features recursion so I'm referencing recursion by alluding to Borges' work.

                      I don't often pat myself on the back, but I'm giving myself a good pat on this one
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                        Umm... I think you got your inequalities backwards.
                        Thanks for the mad props... but I have to humbly disagree.

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Aeson View Post
                          Thanks for the mad props... but I have to humbly disagree.
                          THE FIVE STAR METHOD AT ITS FINEST!!!



                          Act NOW and YOU too can be "BALLIN' with MAD PROPS"!
                          > > CLICK HERE < <
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                            did not allow me to have my opinion that that comic was terrible.
                            "That was ****ing terrible" is not a specific statement about your taste, but a general one about its inherent quality. Or to be more succinct, learn English.
                            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                              "That was ****ing terrible" is not a specific statement about your taste, but a general one about its inherent quality. Or to be more succinct, learn English.
                              Hey it was terrible. Then instead of leaving that alone, you decide to start an argument.
                              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                              • #90
                                Jesus Christ Albie you could **** up a wet dream.
                                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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