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  • #31
    Sometimes I wonder if he's having us on...
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

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    • #32
      What is Al's degree in anyways?

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      • #33
        Fail
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #34
          I'm think it's a family member, not RM himself who has cancer.

          I’m going through a rough period right now. There’s an illness in my family and I’m having a hard time focusing on anything but worrying and trying to take care of health stuff. E…

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          • #35
            Thought so too.
            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
            Stadtluft Macht Frei
            Killing it is the new killing it
            Ultima Ratio Regum

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            • #36
              Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
              Put yourself in his place; he has a college degree, has never worked anywhere other than a fast food restaurant, is unemployed, has been rejected from the army 3 times and is a 26 year-old virgin living in the slums of Philadelphia.

              How much of a sense of humor would you have?
              I don't know, man. For a sympathetic statement, I don't know, somehow it seems to lack something. I don't know what. It's true and all, but still, something...
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #37
                I am trying to spur him toward making better life decisions. He should give up on his failed plan to commission into the military, move out of the ****hole he's in, gain some global perspective and find a real job interacting with normal people.
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #38
                  I agree on all points. My brother did time in the Air Force and when he left he acted like that's it, he's done. Al reminds me of him.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #39
                    Isn't there a limit to the number of attempts for entering OCS?

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                    • #40
                      Is albie attempting an empirical investigation into that question?
                      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                      Stadtluft Macht Frei
                      Killing it is the new killing it
                      Ultima Ratio Regum

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
                        Isn't there a limit to the number of attempts for entering OCS?
                        Are you familiar with Spam folders? Kind of the same deal.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                          Sometimes I wonder if he's having us on...
                          no one would ever make up stories on the internet

                          (Whether he's making it up or not, it's clear he loves the attention those characteristics bring.)

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                          • #43
                            I thought it was a family member too.

                            xkcd is still very good.
                            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                            We've got both kinds

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                            • #44
                              I have liked smbc a bit recently.

                              JM
                              Jon Miller-
                              I AM.CANADIAN
                              GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
                                Isn't there a limit to the number of attempts for entering OCS?
                                There's an age limit, yes. Albie is intentionally narrowing his commissioning opportunities because he wants to be a super hardcore Marine. It doens't seem to compute with him that EVERYONE wants to be a super Hardcore Marine(meaning competition is much higher), and maybe he should just join the Army instead of Army Jr.
                                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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